It was humour yes.
Regarding your position, you are (or should be) aiming for the fastest position, simple as that.
However, this position will be extremely specific to you, as such lasers, angle measurements and bendy sticks won't tell you which position is going to be fastest, nor will a book or website, in fact I have found that most books/websites perpetuate the same old bullshit regarding certain saddle heights, body angles and contact points being 'right' and obsessing about flat backs etc, what you need to do is embark on a journey of methodical trial and error. This is what I was alluding to/hoping you might catch onto when I asked the question about how the bike fitter was determining how aero you were as they made adjustments i.e. they were thrusting a knife into the dark and you may well have come out of there less aero and slower than you went in, even if you look more aero. The reality is, you can't see aero, there are a few riders in the time trial scene with positions you would look at and think "what were they thinking", yet they have extremely low drag values.
Why don't you just ride the bike a bit more and see how you get on. You won't get your position right any time soon, accept it is going to be long term thing and work it out as you go. If you need pointers from experienced time triallists you will need to post pictures (or preferably video recorded with your riding at race pace) from the front (dead on) and the side (dead on).