The short lead in to President Trump

[Andy_R]

Says here The Donald doesn't drink, never has. I'm presuming they mean alcohol, and he will sup a glass of water or a coffee when offered.

I reckon he's probably a Tango man....oh, no, hang on, bloody autocorrect....I reckon he's probably a Tangoed man...

 

[Drago]

I wonder how much tomorrows pomp and ceremony will cost?

 

[Andy_R]

Who'd a thunkit this time last year. The worlds most powerful man is...an umpalumpa...

 

[Andy_R]

I wonder how much tomorrows pomp and ceremony will cost?

and how much the Donald will try to claim for tax purposes....

 

[Chromatic]

From Faceache

Playing at Trump's inauguration: Beyoncé, Mary J. Blige, Jon Bon Jovi, Garth Brooks, Sheryl Crow, Renée Fleming, Caleb Green, Josh Groban, Herbie Hancock, Heather Headley, Bettye Lavette, John Legend, John Mellencamp, Jennifer Nettles, Pete Seeger, Shakira, Bruce Springsteen, James Taylor, U2, Usher, will.i.am and Stevie Wonder - with Jack Black, Steve Carell, Rosario Dawson, Jamie Foxx, Tom Hanks, Samuel L. Jackson, Ashley Judd, Martin Luther King III, Queen Latifah, Laura Linney, George Lopez, Kal Penn, Marisa Tomei, Denzel Washington, Forest Whitaker and Tiger Woods.

Oh no, that was Obama's.

Here's the line-up for Trump's:

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Going to be quite a show.

Lets face it that list is utter shite too, in fact I'd rather listen to Don's lot.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

The Donald doesn't drink

That's the brewing and distilling industries down the pan already..........

 

[TVC]

I wonder how much tomorrows pomp and ceremony will cost?

Can I mention that a hereditory Monarch would be cheaper, we let them use ours for a while, but they got the hump.

 

[Drago]

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun...

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun...

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[potsy]

I'm looking forward to his 4 years in office, would have been better if the other half of the duo had got in too, Donald & Boris could have been great.

 

[Drago]

Wasn't Boris born in America? He'd be eligible so might be the next President.

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

Wasn't Boris born in America? He'd be eligible so might be the next President.

NO WAY !!!!!

 

[potsy]

Wasn't Boris born in America? He'd be eligible so might be the next President.

You don't think the yanks will fall for it twice do you?

 

[DaveReading]

Here's the line-up for Trump's:

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Big and Rich ?

If they manage to play with straight faces in front of Trump, I'll be astounded.

 

[TVC]

Big and Rich ?

If they manage to play with straight faces in front of Trump, I'll be astounded.

Please these too,