The Spoof Headlines thread

[sheddy]

Not sure if this has been done before, but you get the idea -

Crystal ball found up Weather Girls jumper

England Bell Ends Lose

Flash Gorden saves the World

 

[PaulB]

"Economic Crisis" just an elaborate hoax, say world's bankers.

 

[zimzum42]

Burglar fingered by local copper

 

[ColinJ]

Freddie Starr coughs up half-digested hamster!

 

[Night Train]

World poverty ends

Litter wardens have field day booking Autumnal trees

Proved! Climate Change caused by Industrial Revolution, Manchester pays compensation to world

Night Train wins Oscar for panto performance

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Clarkson To Cycle Round The World

 

[Twenty Inch]

Sex-change priest in mercy dash to palace. (Not mine, I hasten to add).

OOoh, ooh, my favourite:

Rochester is home to the annual Dickens Festival. What letter is next to "S" on a keyboard? That's right - "D".

I have a headline poster in our downstairs lav that says

"New look for Dickend Festival"

 

[swee'pea99]

A printer once told me this headline from the local paper he worked on, the story being about whether budget cuts would mean the end of ceremonial balls traditionally held at the Town Hall:

Mayor's balls hang in the balance

 

[ianrauk]

Try this... Daily Mail Headline Generator

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

WILL GYPSIES SCROUNGE OFF THE POLICE?

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Try this... Daily Mail Headline Generator

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

WILL GYPSIES SCROUNGE OFF THE POLICE?

DO SINGLE MOTHERS INFECT YOUR MORTGAGE WITH AIDS?

That thing is a bit too accurate for my liking.

 

[magnatom]

Domtyler in nice comment shocker!

 

[snorri]

Nut screws washer and bolts.

 

[sheddy]

Dr Death declares City of London Euthanasia Clinic open

 

[sheddy]

Jonathon Ross to host BARFta Awards

 

[ianrauk]

Bent Mikey says Hi-Viz & helmets are the future