The Spoof Headlines thread

[sheddy]

Householders Incandescent With Rage Over Light bulb Ban

 

[jay clock]

"Bonj politely agrees with other forummers"

 

[Rob S]

Sir Alex Ferguson Gives Exclusive Interview To BBC.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

From The Onion:

"First World War a Mistake. Archduke Ferdinand Found Alive"

 

[Rhythm Thief]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/

 

[Lardyboy]

From Mock The Week book :

Readers Of This Paper Are Idiots, Says Poll!

From the Daily Mail Headline creating site,

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/michaelhoward/

You must believe it!

 

[colly]

Albert Scroggins says..............I told you so!

 

[Quoth]

Main headlines
"Where now for man raised by puffins?"
"Sacked chimney sweep pumps boss full of mayonnaise"
"Leicester man wins right to eat sister"

Football results
"Sheffield Bonanza 1 - Manchester Coherent 2"
"Taste of Dunfermline v Strathcarnage - cannot be stopped"

(not mine)

 

[sheddy]

Goverment approve 14th Runway at Heathrow
The Times - 15th Jan 2020

 

[sheddy]

Dogger Bank to axe all branches: dead wood found floating in English Channel

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Bull Heard Near Church

Leaf Falls Near Cat

... not mine, my grasshopper memory has just recalled them from those adverts for <something> that Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer did years ago.

 

[sheddy]

ITV 8pm: Trinny and Susannah go dogging

 

[atbman]

An actual one in today's Bradford Telegraph & Argus (3 new schools have leaking roofs, dorrs that won't lock, computer systems that don't work, etc.)

"MPs want heads to roll over new schools".

Not quite sure what the benefit will be of headteachers rotating over the schools will do to solve the problems

 

[ComedyPilot]

North East Lincolnshire schoolgirls to be made aware of risks of internet 'grooming'


Oh........that might not be a spoof headline........

 

[sheddy]

BBC Credit Crunch to be reneamed: BBC Recession
Bosses said to be delighted at successful campaign strategy