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jay clock

Massive member
Location
Hampshire UK
"Bonj politely agrees with other forummers"
 

Quoth

New Member
Main headlines
"Where now for man raised by puffins?"
"Sacked chimney sweep pumps boss full of mayonnaise"
"Leicester man wins right to eat sister"

Football results
"Sheffield Bonanza 1 - Manchester Coherent 2"
"Taste of Dunfermline v Strathcarnage - cannot be stopped"

(not mine)
 
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sheddy

Squire
Location
Suffolk
Goverment approve 14th Runway at Heathrow
The Times - 15th Jan 2020
 

Rhythm Thief

Legendary Member
Location
Ross on Wye
Bull Heard Near Church

Leaf Falls Near Cat

... not mine, my grasshopper memory has just recalled them from those adverts for <something> that Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer did years ago.
 

atbman

Veteran
An actual one in today's Bradford Telegraph & Argus (3 new schools have leaking roofs, dorrs that won't lock, computer systems that don't work, etc.)

"MPs want heads to roll over new schools".

Not quite sure what the benefit will be of headteachers rotating over the schools will do to solve the problems :rolleyes:
 
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