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tinywheels
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the stupidity of bike bandits
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Johnno260
Veteran
- Location
- East Sussex
My mother had oiks break into her Ford Escort, nothing worth stealing, even a cassette player, so they wrecked the interior, snapped indicator stalks off etc from pure spite.
I never leave anything in a car on show, it’s not worth the agro, if my bikes in the car, the car only gets left where I can see it if I’m in a store, too many morons willing to try their luck stealing anything these days.
I never leave anything in a car on show, it’s not worth the agro, if my bikes in the car, the car only gets left where I can see it if I’m in a store, too many morons willing to try their luck stealing anything these days.
craigwend
Grimpeur des terrains plats
Many years ago Mrs Craigwend (or pre Mrs Craigwend) had her mk1 fiesta nicked (probably used lolly sticks
Amusement #1 - one of her friends saw the scroat struggling to start it and offered a push off and did …(he thought she’d ‘finally’ sold it )
Amusement #2 - the police found it about 3 days later and informed her it was in the ‘Ocean’ at least that’s what she thought they’d said in her drunken night out state, actually in the ‘Odeon’ cinema car park…
Amusement #1 - one of her friends saw the scroat struggling to start it and offered a push off and did …(he thought she’d ‘finally’ sold it )
Amusement #2 - the police found it about 3 days later and informed her it was in the ‘Ocean’ at least that’s what she thought they’d said in her drunken night out state, actually in the ‘Odeon’ cinema car park…
Vantage
Carbon fibre... LMAO!!!
- Location
- Behind everyone else, Bolton
When I left my parents house I moved into a first floor flat which had small steel framed balcony. Back from a ride I'd washed my fs mountain bike on said balcony and left it there to dry out.
Watching telly I heard a loud clanging noise out back. Ran out to see some scrote climbing out from the bushes in my neighbours garden below.
He'd tried climbing up to nick the bike and fell off
Told them if I saw them again I'd kill them. They apologised and ran off.
Watching telly I heard a loud clanging noise out back. Ran out to see some scrote climbing out from the bushes in my neighbours garden below.
He'd tried climbing up to nick the bike and fell off
Told them if I saw them again I'd kill them. They apologised and ran off.
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HLaB
Marie Attoinette Fan
Non bike related but back in the 90s my sister had one of the older/unreliable Skoda's. You know the sort, what do you call a Skoda with a sunroof, a skip! etc. Someone actually tried to steal that until the neighbour caught them pushing it down the street.
