Uncontrolled alcoholic events in a brewery spring to mind.
Well .... No harm to you Darius, but we turned up at 0920hrs and decided that waiting around for another 40 minutes in the hope that our unknown local guide would actually turn up was dismissed.... and off we set ...

You had your revenge as we went off track / stopped to consult maps about 10 times before Aintree. And crashed ...
The plan was 50 miles a day and the end of the first day, 2130hrs, we had ridden 77 miles ( Mottram ) and where knackered ... but ... in the carpark of a premier inn with a vacancy ....

Twin room, 3 pints, no food (our fault), showered and asleep for 11.
After a big brekkie we set off ...
We where knackered .... it was uphill hell ... by Woodhead / western tunnels entrance I decided to resign my commission and was picked up.... Chris pushed up that bloody zigzag and made it to Wath via the Thurgoland tunnel, where i picked him up ....
We had a great, painful, fun filled adventure on the first half of the trip .... On the 6th and 7th of July we do the second half of the ride from Wath to Hornsea as work had noticed we where off the radar without actually being on holiday ....

Sorry Darius .... I was looking forward to meeting my hero from āEdge of Darknessā ...
1. Oh ..if anyone tells you the TPT is well signposted .... their a liar !
2. Don't do it on a road bike ... trust me ..donāt
Day one ...