The worst customer experience I have ever had

[Moon bunny]

There's a relatively new term coined for the valley between women's breasts but for the life of me I can not recall what it was.

Any suggestions?

Intermammary cleft or sulcus.

 

[Fnaar]

Intermammary cleft or sulcus.

Snuggly Dell.
Comely Dale.
Nether Pillowdale.
The Twain O' MacBhoobaigh

 

[s7ephanie]

poor lad, maybe he's training to be a grumpy old man - or like a customer that used to count the beans in every can that he bought !!!!

 

[colly]

T' cleft.






Tha'knows

 

[TVC]

Man trap

 

[accountantpete]

Chin rest.

 

[rich p]

Décolletage?

 

[vernon]

It's called Cleavage which I gather is quite near to Cleethorpes.

I thought that it was nearer to Clevedon.

 

[ianrauk]

Take you airzound in to the branch and blast them to death, oh yes and your camera to film the hilarious results.

 

[vernon]

Take you airzound in to the branch and blast them to death, of yes and your camera to film the hilarious results.

Yeah, that will show them who's boss!

 

[ianrauk]

Yeah, that will show them who's boss!

Matthew roolz Rhyll!!!

 

[boybiker]

Take you airzound in to the branch and blast them to death, of yes and your camera to film the hilarious results.

Dont tempt him!

 

[Beebo]

Snuggly Dell.

no, that's Agent Hilda's nickname for Dellzeqq when he falls asleep on the train back from Brighton.

 

[Brandane]

Let me set the scene: etc. etc.........

Matthew; are you 18, or 81?

Let me set another scene. It's 1980 and young Brandane is your age. It's Saturday night. He couldn't give a monkeys what he eats or where it comes from, as long as it serves its main purpose of soaking up the beer. From 8pm onwards, his only aim in life is chasing his Nat King. Having failed miserably yet again in fulfilling that aim, he returns home (or to the ship) sometime in the early hours of Sunday. Great days, which I now look back on and still smile about them. Having said that, at your age I had already been away from home for 2 years in the Merchant Navy, so independence was the name of the game.

Don't worry about piffling details like Dominoes Pizza service while you are 18. Go out and get drunk. Find a dorty wummin to keep you happy and you'll soon forget about wasting your Saturday nights with Pizza, and posting on cycling forums. Who knows, you might even find better things to film than errant motorists .

 

[postman]

Matthew calls Domino's head office to give them a piece of his mind......

It will be a small piece.