There was a....

[Paladin - York]

To avoid giving fright

 

[colly]

to a mouse with a silver topped cane.

 

[Keith Oates]

There was a young lady from Norway

 

[slowmotion]

who hung about in a dimly-lit doorway

 

[Paladin - York]

"I can't find my key",

 

[XmisterIS]

And I'm ready to pee

 

[Paladin - York]

"Would you mind if I came over your way?"

 

[Archie_tect]

A group of young cyclists from York

 

[Dayvo]

always prefered to ride than walk

 

[Archie_tect]

It wasn't an issue

 

[colly]

reports The Big Issue

 

[Dayvo]

They just sat and ate cake - it was just all talk.

 

[Paladin - York]

But as it's raining today we'll just talk.

 

[Paladin - York]

A somnambulant roadie called Fred,

 

[Davidc]

Kept a Specialized bike in his bed