They forgot to include:-

[Scaleyback]

They forgot to include:- ' raised likelihood of being squashed by 1 ton+ of high velocity steel projectile driven by alcohol infused, drug abusing, mobile phone wielding, cyclist hating road warriors ' . But hey! the adrenalin keeps us alert.

 

[Threevok]

They also forgot free oil tattoos and thighs so large, you get to wear jeans - three-sizes bigger than your waist requires

 

[Brandane]

raised likelihood

Raised; but still so unlikely as to be negligible in the grand scheme of things. Ride defensively and you will be fine - unless you are the really unlucky one who is in the wrong place at the wrong time. However as per another current thread, that could equally apply in the shower, while walking, sitting on your ar5e watching TV, or driving.

 

[Cycleops]

But hey! the adrenalin keeps us alert.

Yes, we need more lerts.

 

[Drago]

It looks like Boris Johnson with a unicycle inserted up his bottom. Not the kind of message for children's tender eyes.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Oh dear - no hands and no feet. It'll be no teeth next....

 

[Vantage]

I've no teeth

 

[lazybloke]

It looks like Boris Johnson with a unicycle inserted up his bottom. Not the kind of message for children's tender eyes.

The character also has a luxuriant abundance of pubic hair

 

[Milkfloat]

Bones of steel? I thought the opposite.

 

[raleighnut]

Bones of steel? I thought the opposite.

I've got a Titanium left Femur.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I've no teeth

You'll be fine riding no hands and no feet then