Things I have learned this week....

[downfader]

..dont eat 3 cream eggs before setting off on a ride. As I did yesterday. And nearly puked my guts up 2 miles into my ride.

I only did about 4 in the end. I also forgot to stretch out after, and aggrevated the torn calf muscle I did in December. Todays ride I made sure I stretched and it feels fine.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

4 miles or a total of 4 cream eggs?

 

[Hilldodger]

You haven't learned that it should be learnt, then

 

[upsidedown]

You haven't learned that it should be learnt, then

A learned CCer indeed.

 

[numbnuts]

Designing and making a sail for my kayak is costing more than I anticipated

 

[snorri]

Designing and making a sail for my kayak is costing more than I anticipated

The boltrope alone would cost more than 3 cream eggs.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Whilst my Labrador can quite easily slide down a steep, muddy bank into the river, she cannot get back out under her own steam!

 

[Hilldodger]

Whilst my Labrador can quite easily slide down a steep, muddy bank into the river, she cannot get back out under her own steam!

Cool! You've got a steam powered Labrador! Where do you put the fuel?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Cool! You've got a steam powered Labrador! Where do you put the fuel?

On the basis that she eats anything, the answer would be to simply place the coal in front of her, perhaps mixed with a few dig biscuits, and away you go, or rather away she goes.

 

[Mad at urage]

Designing and making a sail for my kayak is costing more than I anticipated

OT question: What are you doing about a keel (or is it just for sailing downwind)?

 

[vernon]

It's difficult getting toothpaste back into the tube.

 

[downfader]

Oh and apparently I'm "not a lady"

I was heading out down the bottom of Porchester Road this morning and a woman was walking two kids, the oldest being about 6 points at me and says "THATS not a laydeeeee..!" WTH?? I would have thought the massive beard would have given it away sooner.

 

[numbnuts]

OT question: What are you doing about a keel (or is it just for sailing downwind)?

PM sent to you

 

[Headgardener]

Numbnuts how are you proposing to support the afore mentioned sail in such a small craft as a kayak?

 

[Arch]

Numbnuts how are you proposing to support the afore mentioned sail in such a small craft as a kayak?

He's building a special hat.