(The 2nd encounter in my household appliances' saga)
The dial should probably control time or heat or some such, wouldn't you think? Well, if one rtfm it probably says as much, I don't know. I mean, who consults the manual for a toaster? They should 'just work' no? If you have to read a manual to operate a toaster then.... well, I don't know. Perhaps, in fairness, you get some pretty snazzy IoT toasters these days with connected apps and everything (I shudder to think). But that's another topic for another time perhaps.
The point here is that my toaster does not, I think I can fairly say, fall into that category. Without disrespecting Argos, it was probably bought from such a place. Or maybe Morrisons, I really don't remember now. It's a toaster. With a plungery thing to lower the bread down between the grill things. You know, a common or garden toaster. With a dial. What more can one say?
Well, for starters, one could say that the dial probably doesn't operate as intended. Or perhaps has a built in chaos factor. A randomness generator. That may even be intended, for all I know. Perhaps if I rtfm, I would find out. Now that would make me smile; a random toast dial. I'd love the entertainment value of such things in my world. But I digress. Let us assume that it wasn't a toaster designed by Salvador Dali or whoever, and that the dial should actually work in some predictable way and not like the dial on my toaster.
If I stand by it and watch, the chances are that the toaster will behave itself and produce a couple of bits of toast done to my preference, or thereabouts anyway. If I move away - say, I dunno, to attend to my wonderful kettle (see part 1 of the saga*) - then it'll start acting up and catapult incinerated bread (I'd baulk at calling it toast) across the kitchen. Or ker-ching up some warmed bread slices. Confounding. So I assess the dial position and adjust it for next time. Why? I've no idea. Experience has taught me that this only seems to result in yet another unfavourable outcome. And don't get me started on the defrost button. No, the only way I have found to guarantee the perfect slice of toast is to watch what the toaster is doing.
(*I think I may have mentioned my fridge in passing too. It has a ghostly self-opening door)
The dial should probably control time or heat or some such, wouldn't you think? Well, if one rtfm it probably says as much, I don't know. I mean, who consults the manual for a toaster? They should 'just work' no? If you have to read a manual to operate a toaster then.... well, I don't know. Perhaps, in fairness, you get some pretty snazzy IoT toasters these days with connected apps and everything (I shudder to think). But that's another topic for another time perhaps.
The point here is that my toaster does not, I think I can fairly say, fall into that category. Without disrespecting Argos, it was probably bought from such a place. Or maybe Morrisons, I really don't remember now. It's a toaster. With a plungery thing to lower the bread down between the grill things. You know, a common or garden toaster. With a dial. What more can one say?
Well, for starters, one could say that the dial probably doesn't operate as intended. Or perhaps has a built in chaos factor. A randomness generator. That may even be intended, for all I know. Perhaps if I rtfm, I would find out. Now that would make me smile; a random toast dial. I'd love the entertainment value of such things in my world. But I digress. Let us assume that it wasn't a toaster designed by Salvador Dali or whoever, and that the dial should actually work in some predictable way and not like the dial on my toaster.
If I stand by it and watch, the chances are that the toaster will behave itself and produce a couple of bits of toast done to my preference, or thereabouts anyway. If I move away - say, I dunno, to attend to my wonderful kettle (see part 1 of the saga*) - then it'll start acting up and catapult incinerated bread (I'd baulk at calling it toast) across the kitchen. Or ker-ching up some warmed bread slices. Confounding. So I assess the dial position and adjust it for next time. Why? I've no idea. Experience has taught me that this only seems to result in yet another unfavourable outcome. And don't get me started on the defrost button. No, the only way I have found to guarantee the perfect slice of toast is to watch what the toaster is doing.
(*I think I may have mentioned my fridge in passing too. It has a ghostly self-opening door)
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