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'Ask your Mother!'
things teenage girls say
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'Ask your Mother!'
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biggs682
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my father told my then 9 yr old daughter that condoms were male socks !!!
Melonfish
Evil Genius in training.
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- Warrington, UK
Having two young boys i'm blissfully free of the teenage girl issue. however, when son #1 was about 18 months old Calibanzwei taught him to stick his arms out fingers stretched and making a squeezing motion whilst shouting "BOOBIES!"
this he promptly did when MIL1 picked him up later that day.
again, one of those moments where you're supposed to keep a straight face but there was NO CHANCE! lol.
son #2 is 5 atm and learning about curse words, although at first when we said "you shouldn't say that its a rude word" he replied "Is it a curse word?" we told him that it was, so he ran off screaming "I'm CURSED!!!"
you can't help but laugh.
pete
this he promptly did when MIL1 picked him up later that day.
again, one of those moments where you're supposed to keep a straight face but there was NO CHANCE! lol.
son #2 is 5 atm and learning about curse words, although at first when we said "you shouldn't say that its a rude word" he replied "Is it a curse word?" we told him that it was, so he ran off screaming "I'm CURSED!!!"
you can't help but laugh.
pete
when son #1 was about 18 months old Calibanzwei taught him to stick his arms out fingers stretched and making a squeezing motion whilst shouting "BOOBIES!"
you can't help but laugh.
pete
classic......
calibanzwei
Well-Known Member
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Hehe - they're so mentally malleable at that age 
bobg
Über Member
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- Crosby Merseyside
Just recalled another one. No2 daughter was about 5 and came into the kitchen sobbing... " David said he'd give me a sweetie if I showed him my knickers so I did and he didn't give me a sweetie " My father in law was sitting in the corner puffing on his pipe and supping a mug of tea, he looked thoughtful for a moment and said " Aye me ducks ( he came from Newark ) always get yer sweetie before you show 'em yer drawers.....
PaulSB
Squire
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- Chorley, Lancashire
Matthew aged around 4 years - long time ago - observing a field of tupped ewes with different coloured dyes on individual sheep commented this was so the farmer knew what colour the jumpers would be.
Our house has the (mis)fortune to be diehard Blackburn Rovers fans. James - about 10 at the time - on hearing Matthew, then 4ish, announce at the dinner table "I don't want to support Rovers, I want to support Man Utd" replied "if you don't support Rovers you can't live in this house!!"
Small boy races out of dining room in floods of tears .......... We did manage to put him on the straight and narrow to Ewood, though it took some persuasion!
Our house has the (mis)fortune to be diehard Blackburn Rovers fans. James - about 10 at the time - on hearing Matthew, then 4ish, announce at the dinner table "I don't want to support Rovers, I want to support Man Utd" replied "if you don't support Rovers you can't live in this house!!"
Small boy races out of dining room in floods of tears .......... We did manage to put him on the straight and narrow to Ewood, though it took some persuasion!
Melonfish
Evil Genius in training.
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- Warrington, UK
Neane still hasn't forgiven you for that! lolHehe - they're so mentally malleable at that age
Col5632
Guru
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- Cowdenbeath
I maybe shouldnt post this cause it makes both me and the girlfriend look bad but recently she has been asking the most stupid questions ever (and shes 21 and not blonde btw)
"Is paris in france?"
"I thought kenya was in England"
"I thought you needed to get a boat to get to Wales"
Years ago she thought Haggis was a real animal aswell
Theres more but i cant remember them at the moment
"Is paris in france?"
"I thought kenya was in England"
"I thought you needed to get a boat to get to Wales"
Years ago she thought Haggis was a real animal aswell
Theres more but i cant remember them at the moment
ayceejay
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- Rural Quebec
Driving in London one day when a guy stuck his hand out of his car window with the ubiquitous loose wristed hand cupped sign, my wife asked what does that mean and before I could explain in a non embarrassing way my teenage daughter said "That man thinks daddy is a w*nker."
Sheffield_Tiger
Legendary Member
It's not just teenagers
Talking to someone mid-20s about a parcel contents being "HP Lovecraft" stuff, the response was "Is that like World of Warcraft"
Now, I'm not THAT old not to know what WoW is (or indeed to refer to it as WoW)
I politely stifled my laugh and said, keeping it simple that Lovecraft was a quite well known horror writer. "Oh, like Steven King? I had a Steven King phase once.." she replied
"Well, not quite" I stupidly replied - "Lovecraft is a bit deeper a little more" (and I am aware of the inaccuracy but trying to keep it reasonably simple) "older stuff, maybe more like Edgar Allen Poe"
More blank looks.
Hang on, thinks I, this is a university graduate, I was a first term dropout..
"Poe - Pit and the Pendulum?"
more blank stares
"The Raven?"
not registering..
"NEVERMORE!?" (come on, I thought all the youngsters went through an emo stage these days, surely sorrow for the lost Lenore registers somewhere in the recesses of the mind)
No, no recognition at all. I may as well have said "毛豆起动机其次是豆腐在炎热的蒜蓉辣酱，配米饭。"
And though we are talking about what girls say, let's not be sexist it's not just girls/women...
Yesterday I was relating the tale to a male colleague, again early-mid 20s, who I consider to be of a reasonable standard of education, again another graduate. Not only had he not heard of Lovecraft (I can understand not knowing of Cthulu but surely the name Lovecraft must have been mentioned at some point - but again I had the blank looks when I mentioned Poe and The Raven.
Do 20-somethings really not know of The Raven? I'm hardly a literary snob, I eschew the highbrow stuff and barely scraped a D in English Lit. because out of the two works to study Twelfth Night bored me rigid, but thankfully To Kill a Mockingbird was something I could work with. I have HEARD of these things though.
To sound just like my late Father (although when he said it he was more concerned with technical drawing, planes and lathes and an open disgust that we were working with plastics which were no substitute for "proper" wood & metal) - What do they teach them in schools nowadays?
Talking to someone mid-20s about a parcel contents being "HP Lovecraft" stuff, the response was "Is that like World of Warcraft"
Now, I'm not THAT old not to know what WoW is (or indeed to refer to it as WoW)
I politely stifled my laugh and said, keeping it simple that Lovecraft was a quite well known horror writer. "Oh, like Steven King? I had a Steven King phase once.." she replied
"Well, not quite" I stupidly replied - "Lovecraft is a bit deeper a little more" (and I am aware of the inaccuracy but trying to keep it reasonably simple) "older stuff, maybe more like Edgar Allen Poe"
More blank looks.
Hang on, thinks I, this is a university graduate, I was a first term dropout..
"Poe - Pit and the Pendulum?"
more blank stares
"The Raven?"
not registering..
"NEVERMORE!?" (come on, I thought all the youngsters went through an emo stage these days, surely sorrow for the lost Lenore registers somewhere in the recesses of the mind)
No, no recognition at all. I may as well have said "毛豆起动机其次是豆腐在炎热的蒜蓉辣酱，配米饭。"
And though we are talking about what girls say, let's not be sexist it's not just girls/women...
Yesterday I was relating the tale to a male colleague, again early-mid 20s, who I consider to be of a reasonable standard of education, again another graduate. Not only had he not heard of Lovecraft (I can understand not knowing of Cthulu but surely the name Lovecraft must have been mentioned at some point - but again I had the blank looks when I mentioned Poe and The Raven.
Do 20-somethings really not know of The Raven? I'm hardly a literary snob, I eschew the highbrow stuff and barely scraped a D in English Lit. because out of the two works to study Twelfth Night bored me rigid, but thankfully To Kill a Mockingbird was something I could work with. I have HEARD of these things though.
To sound just like my late Father (although when he said it he was more concerned with technical drawing, planes and lathes and an open disgust that we were working with plastics which were no substitute for "proper" wood & metal) - What do they teach them in schools nowadays?
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
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Never in 53 years have I ever heard the name HP Lovecraft. Live and learn!
Mad Doug Biker
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Sounds entirely sensible to me
I maybe shouldnt post this cause it makes both me and the girlfriend look bad but recently she has been asking the most stupid questions ever (and shes 21 and not blonde btw)
"Is paris in france?"
"I thought kenya was in England"
"I thought you needed to get a boat to get to Wales"
Years ago she thought Haggis was a real animal aswell
Theres more but i cant remember them at the moment
This is what dumping is really for.
