Things that are rubbish but should really be good

[captain nemo1701]

those extra useless TV channels

The people who write the programme summaries for said channels so when you press 'i' on your remote, all they say is something like this:

Star Trek : Enterprise - Following the adventures of Starfleets first starship.....

This is the same for every single episode in every single season

Tells you nothing about the story. Funny thing is that if it's Eastenders or any soap, you get pages of plot synopsis.

 

[Over The Hill]

X factor winners.

How can they go from so many act (may of which are rather good) and whittle them down to one rubbish act.

 

[pplpilot]

self service checkouts.

 

[AndyRM]

self service checkouts.

+ 1

They are absolutely f*ck all use and every time I am told there's an "unexpected item in the bagging area" I could happily boot a cute animal into the Tyne.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Hey no one's mentioned Cycle Chat yet!

 

[TheDoctor]

Hey no one's mentioned Cycle Chat yet!

Well, that goes without saying!
Chocolate coated custard creams are not as nice as you'd expect.

 

[fossyant]

Hey no one's mentioned Cycle Chat yet!

I'll get Shaun to ban you.

 

[Accy cyclist]

I'll get Shaun to ban you.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Well, that goes without saying!
Chocolate coated custard creams are not as nice as you'd expect.

 

[fossyant]

 

[GrumpyGregry]

self service checkouts.

Waitrose quick check.

Use it until the first time you get called in for a bag check and realise that any time it has saved you in the past just got wasted about 10x over.

 

[screenman]

90++ year old drivers, you would think with all that experience they would be better.

 

[slowmotion]

Even the dyson ones arent that good either.
You dont see many of those roller towel driers anymore do you, at least you could dry your hands properly, except when the last bit was left dangling and it was soaking wet!

There was a roller towel in the gents' of a pub I used to visit. It was always at the end of the roll and dirty.

Some wit had scrawled on the casing...

"NOW WASH YOUR HANDS"

 

[slowmotion]

Homemade custard. The stuff in tins is far better.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Homemade custard. The stuff in tins is far better.

The same with fresh salmon. Tinned is far tastier than fresh!