Things that have bothered you for a long time.

[Vantage]

Tyres with puncture protection.
Why? No one had even heard of such a thing when I were a lad.
Can't the modern 'commuter' fix a bloody flat tyre like we did? Is it a lost art?
Man up for feck sake and learn to fix a puncture you bunch of poncy poofs!

 

[mustang1]

Consumer technology.

You buy something and when it doesn't work or doesn't sync or some other crap, you have to wait for an update which might break something else. I wouldn't rely on consumer tech for controlling an airplane or medical equipment. I generally find Apple products better and am in the middle of switching back to them.

 

[yello]

Piles.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Piles.

Of leaves are great for running into and throwing all around .

 

[mustang1]

Bandwidth throttling.

Now that 5g is out, I get the feeling 4g will be throttled soon if it hasn't already started.

 

[Drago]

Angela Merkel. Listen love, stop being so pretentious - it's Ann-Jeh-la, ok?

 

[cookiemonster]

Dear Valued Customer.

If I'm that valued, why don't you use my actual name.

 

[classic33]

Dear Valued Customer.

If I'm that valued, why don't you use my actual name.

You're not that valued!

 

[cookiemonster]

You're not that valued!

Evidently not.

 

[classic33]

Evidently not.

Could have been Dear Customer and sent by return of post.

 

[Chris S]

HPV causes cervical cancer in women and throat cancer in men.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

HPV causes cervical cancer in women and throat cancer in men.

How do velomobiles cause that?

 

[alicat]

Angela Merkel. Listen love, stop being so pretentious - it's Ann-Jeh-la, ok?

Err, not in Germany. It's Ann-Gay-la there, ok?

 

[Drago]

Well, the Gerhermans are clearly doing it wrong.

 

[PaulB]

Angela Merkel. Listen love, stop being so pretentious - it's Ann-Jeh-la, ok?

Do you remember Co Lynne Powell? What's wrong with pronouncing it Colin, the way it was spelled?