The X-Factor
Strictly Come Dancing
The Apprentice
Made In Chelsea
I'm A Celebrity
Any celebrity!
The Boat Race
The Grand National
Channel 4 Racing
Darts
Snooker
Golf
Cricket Test Matches
Formula 1
Any Motorsport!
Live football on the telly (it's taken me about 40 years to discover that most games are actually quite dull. So I now only watch the highlights!)
Christmas
New Year
Easter
Any other event/festival that stops me getting on with my life!!
Religion
Weddings
Funerals
The Royal Family
Newspapers
Topless models
Most magazines
Package Holidays
Airports
The M25
Whiskey
Brandy
Gin
Fasion
Flower arranging
Garden Fetes
Farmers Markets
FunFairs
Fireworks
Roller coasters
Skiing
Sky diving
Swimming pools
Celery
Caviar
Broccoli
Whelks
Cockles
Cigarettes
Pipes
Tobacco
Bingo
Gambling
And Piers Morgan.