Things that make you smile...

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Mr Phoebus

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England playing world-class football in a friendly.
 

Slim

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Going over his list for Santa with my six year old I mentioned that one of the items was a bit expensive....

"But Daddy, presents don't cost anything; Father Christmas brings them"



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buggi said:
i was once behind a dirty whale tanker, and somebody had written in the dirt on the back...

poo


i laughed all the way to work. it just ticked me

Friends of mine visited an ATM in a small town at Christmas. They took great delight in reporting that someone had written (in permanent marker) on the facia:

Yo Ho Ho. Ballbags.

This was years ago and I am still laughing!
 

Mr Pig

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alecstilleyedye said:
written in the muck on the back of a van - "i wish my wife was this dirty" ;)

I saw the same thing written on the back of a van, and someone had written underneath:

" she is "
 
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bobg

bobg

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Mr Pig said:
I saw the same thing written on the back of a van, and someone had written underneath:

" she is "


Love it:biggrin:

I recall a really low down and dirty old boozer up Barking Creek with a foul urinal, across the wall was written " Franz Ferdinand found alive and well and living in Sarajevo, Ist World War a mistake" It made me smile then and still does, 30 years later.
 

swee'pea99

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Friend of mine's mum was in a country pub one time, and on her way to the loos she saw a picture in the hall of a bloke wearing a kilt - oddly, there was something a bit 3D about it. Looking closer, she realised the kilt was actually sort of a flap. Unable to resist (tho' a very dignified old dear) she lifted it. Was that a slight 'ding' she heard in the background? Sure enough, she re-entered the bar to be met by wall-to-wall grins.
 
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