Things that over promise and under deliver

[Bollo]

Me. And that's a promise!

 

[stephec]

Anti wrinkle creams. Robot vacum cleaners. Car manufacturers claiming they're cars do x amount of miles per gallon.

Speaking from experience here?

 

[PeteXXX]

Most stuff bought from ebay...

 

[welsh dragon]

Speaking from experience here?

Nahhh. I just slap a load of moisturiser on my mush.

 

[stephec]

Nahhh. I just slap a load of moisturiser on my mush.

Everyday, or just after you've had a shave?

 

[welsh dragon]

Everyday, or just after you've had a shave?

Only after I've shaved

 

[welsh dragon]

Easy to open pill bottles

 

[surfdude]

film trailers

 

[stephec]

Easy to open pill bottles

That's because they're childproof.

 

[numbnuts]

SEX

 

[stephec]

SEX

At least you're getting some.

 

[craigwend]

 

[speccy1]

My boss

 

[Donger]

The guy who once sold me his Birmingham City season ticket for the last half of a season.

 

[numbnuts]

At least you're getting some.

I'm not I've forgotton what it is