Things that over promise and under deliver

[GrumpyGregry]

Pistachio Magnums.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Jamie's in Park Street Bristol is beyond awful (based on only one visit admittedly). It qualifies for this thread as I had expected it to be underwhelming.

I found that too. The Goldbrick House every time for me now.

 

[Cycling Dan]

Any Call Of Duty game after world at war

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ANY joke that is preceded with the words

'This'll make you laugh'

Or

'You'll find this funny'

Or some other variation.
It never is, it has been killed dead, and you then have to make a weak, pretend laugh at it.

 

[Kestevan]

Yodel, going by what a few mates have said lately

Nah - Yodel are excused from this thread...they'd need a thread called

"Things everybody knows are shite, and which never ever deliver anything"

 

[Over The Hill]

I saw them live... excellent band, hit the nail squarely on the funky camp disco head... lots of fun... although the song Mary was tedious and boring.

Just because you didn't notice their smaller gigs doesn't mean they didn't do any. The couple I went to them live with had previously seen them perform twice in much smaller venues in Leeds... then they had a big hit and the size of the venue increased.

And for the record, they've had 4 top ten UK albums, 2 top ten UK singles and 9 UK top forty 'hits'.

Trust me to upset the last remaining Scissor Sisters fan!!

 

[MontyVeda]

Trust me to upset the last remaining Scissor Sisters fan!!

Admittedly I gave up by the 2nd album, although I Don't Feel Like Dancing was up there with Take Your Mama Out and Filthy/Gorgeous.

 

[surfdude]

my pay packet

 

[FeistySquirrel]

Things that over promise and under deliver.

My C.V and cover letter

 

[Maverick Goose]

Life in general

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

The Wonder Bra

 

[Markymark]

Having sex with Cheryl Cole.

Turns out it wasn't real.

 

[GaryA]

The England team at every European/World cup.


They all have the same number on their backs
66

 

[slowmotion]

Ploughmans' Lunches
Automatic flex retractors on vacuum cleaners
Battery compartment covers
Forge Steel tools

 

[gbb]

Nasal hair trimmers...err allegedly