Things That Y Fronts, the Wonder Garment, Can Be Used For & Y Fronts in the News

[slowmotion]

They are excellent for temporarily plugging holes in GRP boat hulls. Their shark-repellent properties are an added bonus.

 

[FrankCrank]

Over this way, it's pretty hot for most of the year, so a spare pair could be handy for mopping the sweat from your brow.
Not sure if this would be accepted in polite company.

 

[DRM]

In the same way that garlic repels vampires, a pair of crusty Y-Fronts hung from your door has the same effect on politicians during election season, as well as those people with an overwhelming urge to tarmac your drive, or cut down your trees

 

[Drago]

The MoD could save a fortune on cam cream if they arranged for volunteers to donate well seasoned Y fronts that the squaddies could wipe across their faces.

 

[ktmbiker58]

A well seasoned pair of Y fronts makes an excellent Frisbee capable of clearing a large area of beach of annoying holidaymakers ready for you to make camp.

Hung on the wind breaker will keep the area seagull free for at least half a mile in all directions

 

[teeonethousand]

Line them up in your garden to make a hedgehog tunnel/shelter. Obs need to be nice and stiff.

 

[DRM]

NASA have for many decades being hoovering up the world’s supply of pre loved Y Fronts, as they make the perfect tiles for use during a space crafts reentry into the earth’s atmosphere, & also keep any space aliens clear of the space craft for a radius of 8 miles, as they are well aware of the ending of the documentary War of the Worlds

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

NASA have for many decades being hoovering up the world’s supply of pre loved Y Fronts, as they make the perfect tiles for use during a space crafts reentry into the earth’s atmosphere, & also keep any space aliens clear of the space craft for a radius of 8 miles, as they are well aware of the ending of the documentary War of the Worlds

Looks over shoulder

Don't tell anyone
but I know a fella that "knows things"
and he has told me that the GPS satellites that are in orbit all over the world

and very functional and useful

but their GPS functionality is just a cover for the REAL reason

They are actually all fitted with used Y-Fronts (can;t say who from - that is super secret classified!!) on the side facing away from the Earth surface

Since they were launched the number of genuine sighting of Alien spacecraft has dropped to almost zero

so much so that the governments of The World have had to set up "incidents" to simulate them
so the people who monitor this sort of things don;t suspect the "visits" have stopped



Shhh - don;t tell anyone
should be OK on here as I know I can trust everyone on this forum!!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

If you find yourself at the beach without a knotted hanky; they can be placed on the head to keep the sun at bay. A further bonus is that you will get a wide area around you on a crowded beach.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

If you find yourself at the beach without a knotted hanky; they can be placed on the head to keep the sun at bay. A further bonus is that you will get a wide area around you on a crowded beach.

Maybe it would be a good business proposition to rent pairs out on Llandudno beach so people can eat pies on the beach without getting mugged by gulls???

I used to live there
I have stories!!

 

[Drago]

Those tough looking aprons that blacksmiths wear are made from leather, and are very expensive.

Several pairs of well seasoned Y fronts can be bonded together to make such an apron, with the added advantage of being more heat resistant than the traditional leather items.

 

[Jenkins]

A larger pair could be stretched over the reactor dome at Sizewell B nuclear power station to keep it warm in winter.
(Shite AI generated image for illustration)

 

[mistyoptic]

Waved on a stick they could be either a sign of surrender or, if the wind is in the right direction, a source of biological warfare

 

[Drago]

Rumours are that the Israeli Iron Dome anti-missile defence system is a dome made of particularly crusty Y fronts welded together and placed over Tel Aviv.

It is also suggested that one particular national service regiment eat and drink nothing but duck eggs and Pernod in order to maintain supply of sufficiently crusty and robust skiddies.

 

[DRM]

The public protests in East Germany in the late 80's were actually triggered by specially trained Western Special Forces Troops hanging hand selected, well seasoned Soviet Military issue Y-Fronts, on East German washing lines, the people of East Germany, were sickened by this practice so much that the East German Government, in a mix of revulsion & confusion, allowed their countrymen to travel to the West to keep them safe, as well as insisting that the Soviet occupiers b*ggered off home, & took their revolting pranks with them.