Things that you never see on CycleChat

[jefmcg]

. . I'll start:

1. a thread about a smart phone without someone "boasting" that they don't own one.
2. a thread asking "which bike for £XXXX?", without a someone telling them they shouldn't spend that much.

Any others?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

A thread from someone trying to get fitter without someone jumping in with "I am not very fit at the moment but average 20mph on my hilly commute..."

 

[I like Skol]

Which carbon frame should I get? But someone will always come along and suggest 'steel is real' and pitch in with a hand built steel option.......

 

[Dave7]

Topless photos of Miss Goodbody.
@Fnaar dont let us down.

 

[ianrauk]

..... when some one mentions a celebrity..

Without someone saying I've never heard of them.

Or when TV is mentioned without some one saying 'I haven't got a TV'.

 

[Vantage]

A thread with someone saying they saw me riding really fast.

 

[the_craig]

“Should I wear a helmet when riding a bicycle?”

 

[screenman]

A person with a few bob to spend who has sense.

 

[Gasman]

A "Best bike for under £100" thread.

 

[winjim]

An answer to the question why.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

A thread about safety without someone piping up with

"But what about those cyclists dressed in black, no lights, riding on the pavement, in the centre of the road, four abreast, running red lights, riding the wrong way up one way streets, no handed, drinking coffee?..."

 

[Dayvo]

The benefits of having too much of a skinful before a FNRttC.

 

[classic33]

An answer to the question why.

When?

 

[screenman]

Dirk when he is not in, or on his way too or from a pub.

 

[Dirk]

Dirk when he is not in, or on his way too or from a pub.

A man's got to have a hobby.