Things you are ashamed to admit to....go on do share

[Drago]

I once made a comment on an online article on the Daily Mail's website.

 

[presta]

I say hello to the animals that I pass in fields on lone cycle rides.

I saw a mouse sat on the pavement next to the hedge as I was walking to the swimming pool on Tuesday. Intrigued by why it hadn't scuttled away immediately, I squatted down to have a closer look at it. By the look of the passing cyclist, he thought I was crackers. It must have been ailing, it didn't flinch even as I reached out my hand toward it.

 

[Rooster1]

I may have mentioned before that I once robbed a Chinese takeaway.

I hope one day somebody cashew. Was it recently or when you were foo yung ?

 

[presta]

You just put your lips together and blow.

Who do you think you are, Lauren Bacall?

 

[Old jon]

I went to a football match in 1963.


I think I have recovered . . .

 

[rich p]

I hope one day somebody cashew. Was it recently or when you were foo yung ?

I only liked your post cos it's so bad it's good!
Almost

 

[Fnaar]

I've always fancied Rita Tushingham and Zoe Wanamaker.

You are not alone in that

 

[Jason]

I look at my bikes, with more love than for the wife

 

[Threevok]

I look at my bikes, with more love than for the wife

Surely that's nothing to be ashamed of ?

 

[Jason]

normal folk would feel ashamed - but cyclists think this the norm :-)

 

[Oldbloke]

I once went to see Harry Hill live, and even laughed a couple of times.

 

[Lullabelle]

I enjoy ironing.

 

[Alan Frame]

I look at my bikes, with more love than for the wife

It's all about priorities

 

[slowmotion]

It is a vile 'sport' and it is entirely run, managed and played by overpaid prima donnas. I dislike its blokish supporters. I dislike the constant endless analysis when one of the spoilt little diddums manages to score and suddenly becomes an 'ingerlan hero'. I dislike the playacting and how they are allowed to get away with it. I dislike the fact I have to suffer hours of office banter and bullshite every Monday morning. I dislike the questionable owners of clubs. I dislike the constant moaning from supporters about the cost of tickets. I dislike 1966 is rolled out at every opportunity, it was 50 years ago! 50!. I dislike the fact people automatically assume you follow a team then cut you off because you say you don't follow one. I dislike those people who don't like wendyball but like the 'world cup'. I dislike children looking up to wendyballers as some sort of role models. I could go on.

... hmm yep, I actually think I hate it.

That's a really World Class rant, and it's made my day. I particularly liked "diddums".

Thank you.

 

[Mr Celine]

I say hello to the animals that I pass in fields on lone cycle rides.

So do I and if anyone doesn't believe me just ask the animals. But not that ewe at Ettrickbridge she tells LIES.