Things You Can Use A Hammer and Chisel For...

[Ming the Merciless]

Body sculpting and man scaping.

 

[Drago]

The restoration of old oil paintings.

 

[Moon bunny]

Inscribing graffiti of a certain type on unsightly “public art” to ensure its removal.

 

[Ratchet Cat]

Opening a tin of golden syrup.

 

[Electric_Andy]

I saw a reasonably funny clip on the internet last night - A chap showing you a "trick" with a hammer drill. He rotated the chuck to the hammer settting, and then used the base of the drill to hammer a nail in

 

[PeteXXX]

Exiting an 'Escape Room'

 

[PeteXXX]

Placing a Coldplay CD in slot.

 

[Drago]

Improving a Coldplay CD.

 

[Drago]

To carve a giant winky around pot holes to encourage the council to repair them.

 

[DRM]

A bit extreme, a soapy water soaking for a few hours will do

You haven't seen my cooking, biohazard springs to mind!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Eating Accy’s custard

 

[Drago]

Eating Accy’s custard

That's a phrase I pray I never hear again.

 

[Yellow Saddle]

To "delete" the blinking green nocturnal LED on my hotel room air conditioner unit.

 

[Drago]

Cataract surgery.

 

[prawny]

Separating a Trio into constituent layers of chcolate, biscuit and toffee

Could murder a Trio now. The chocolate, not a small group of musicians.