Things You Can Use A Hammer and Chisel For...

[Drago]

Bottom brackets.

Amateur dentistry.

Wrist watch repairs.

 

[Homers Double]

Bespoke joinery.
Metalwork.
Chopping woodlice in half.

 

[markemark]

Injuries.

 

[wilberforce789]

Portioning up the Bakewell tart which my son made during school cookery lessons.

He actually dropped it on the floor on the way home and the glass dish broke but the tart remained in one piece.

 

[tyred]

Opening a Fray Bentos pie.

 

[chriswoody]

Removing the tire bead from the rim on Tubeless tires. (Actually, this really isn't far from truth!)

 

[lazybloke]

Separating a Trio into constituent layers of chcolate, biscuit and toffee

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Releasing a midget gem from between your teeth.

 

[fossyant]

Nah, hammer and chisel is old school. Get a oscilating multi tool.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Opening a tin of baked beans

 

[teeonethousand]

Chips?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Removing a damaged rear derailleur

 

[stephec]

Stubborn clingons.

 

[Big John]

Orthopaedic surgery (must be sterilised before use of course).
DIY full frontal labotomy.
Removing caps from bottles of beer.

 

[PeteXXX]

Wife's cooking
BMW indicator stalks
Planet Rock adverts