Things you'd like inventing that haven't been invented yet

[Gwylan]

A bloody time machine and a way of re - living your life again, but knowing what you know now.

I'd go back August 1994 at the very latest and do the things I was meant to do, but I listened to too many people and missed what *could* have been the chance of a lifetime... 🙄🤦‍♂️
It's only looking back now that I realise what an error I made.

I was 12, going on 9 (Brain Damage) though. I was only a kid 😏

Did you pull the trigger?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

And then what if it's still there in the morning? 🤔 🧐

Leave it be.

 

[N0bodyOfTheGoat]

Calibrated sensors that will trigger paint being sprayed on a car that overtakes within 1.5 metres.

 

[Sharky]

Calibrated sensors that will trigger paint being sprayed on a car that overtakes within 1.5 metres.

I think something like that already exists. Cars have passed me and their windscreen washers come on at the same time spraying me.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Leave it be.

If I hadn't vacuumed it up it'd either still be there or hiding elsewhere. It had the chance to do one, but decided to stay, leaving me no other option than the one I took.🧐

 

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[Accy cyclist]

View attachment 778861

Has it cut its finger? 🤔

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Has it cut its finger? 🤔

Someone attacked him with a vacuum cleaner apparently

 

[Accy cyclist]

Someone attacked him with a vacuum cleaner apparently

Probably asking for it!!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Probably asking for it!!

His parents will be visiting you soon.

 

[Dave7]

Accy, how do you feel about butterflies?
What if it had been a beautiful Red Admiral ?

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

If I hadn't vacuumed it up it'd either still be there or hiding elsewhere. It had the chance to do one, but decided to stay, leaving me no other option than the one I took.🧐

It should be possible to make something like a larger version of a bike pump - wider anyway - on a telescipic arm and with a sliding thingy that closes the opening

so you put the open end over the insect (or arachnid) and pull the plunger so it gets sucked into the cylinder
then you trigger the thingy to close the opening and then just release the beast somewhere safe

anthought my wife's solution was to find me - which is probably a lot more trouble to be fair
(but there are the jokes)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

If I hadn't vacuumed it up it'd either still be there or hiding elsewhere. It had the chance to do one, but decided to stay, leaving me no other option than the one I took.🧐

You didn't 'have' to do anything and I doubt it was psychic either.

As for your picture, that's tiny! I thought you were talking of Hawkmoths there.

Accy, how do you feel about butterflies?
What if it had been a beautiful Red Admiral ?

Yes, butterflies and moths are the same thing essentially.