Things you'd like to say, but can't

[pauldavid]

No I don't want to seem rude or upset your mother who is staying with us for the weekend but,

Can you please suggest that if she feels the need to watch the X factor she might have been better off staying at home and watching it on her own telly because we will never be enduring an episode of these talentless tosspots again on my telly.

Oh, and she owes me half a bottle of brandy which I have had to drink to numb the pain in my ears.


When is she going home by the way?

 

[ScotiaLass]

You are my child and I love you. I understand you have mental health issues.
But one day, your lies will come back and bite you on the ass young lady.

 

[Moon bunny]

Your pompous language is starting to irritate me. If I were you I would learn when to use the past indicative instead of the past subjunctive. (Not true or likely to be true, I will never be you, use the subjunctive were.)
If I was stood in front of you I would punch you on the nose. (Truth unknown, I could possibly stand in front of you, use the indicative was.)
Tomorrow's lesson; The difference between trivial and simple.

 

[Lullabelle]

Last year I had a day off work and I had plans. Your daughter messaged me on facebook and we chatted off and on. We agreed to meet up, have lunch and a natter, she never showed nor did she reply to my messages as why she didn't show, I gave up my day and my plans for her so I am pretty pi***d with her and don't want anything to do with the selfish little madam. Oh she is getting married in December is she? that was a bit quick, I would love to say no to the invitation however I will rise above this and turn up just to show that at least 1 of us can behave like a grown up.

 

[luckyfox]

I miss you. I want to giggle myself silly like we used to when we'd chat about the latest daft calamities of daily life. I want to tell you that band we like is on in December in Newcastle and I think we should book a hotel and paint the town red! I wanted you to come to battle of the bands because one of my favourite bands are in with a good chance of winning. I want to find out how your new job venture is going and if you're Mum finally made you shave the beardy.

Can't say any of that because you said something really mean, it hurt my feelings and you haven't said sorry yet.

(but I still miss my friend)

 

[GrumpyGregry]

I'm done. I'm off. I'm outahere. The increasing air of unreality and the tidal wave of BS have done for me. Tat-tah!

Follow up note:
OK. I couldn't say the above exactly. In the end I put it much more professionally. As is my way. New Year. New Job.

 

[srw]

Follow up note:
OK. I couldn't say the above exactly. In the end I put it much more professionally. As is my way. New Year. New Job.

Good luck. Better job?

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Good luck. Better job?

Dunno. Got to find it first!

 

[luckyfox]

So I was snubbed to sign his leaving card but you hounded me for cash even though I don't work for your company.

Funnily enough I can't make the leaving do but thanks for the invite.

 

[fimm]

Dear boss, please, please, PLEASE stop putting an apostrophe in folks.

 

[Mattonsea]

You are shallow man with no redeemable features. Your life's mission is to brag about your latest purchase or the next uber cool place you are going.
You were sexist and rude to my wife behind my back , and totally different to her in front of me . When you are older I do hope you look back at your life and see the error of your stupidity and the way you bore people, but you are to thick to see that .

 

[G3CWI]

wearing a thong under your nearly-transparent lycra is probably not a great idea.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dear boss, please, please, PLEASE stop putting an apostrophe in folks.

There is probably a law against that... is it everybody, or just certain ones?

 

[pplpilot]

To every single bloody motorist I see with fog lights on -

TURN YOUR FOOKING FOG LIGHTS OFF!!! IT IS NOT FOGGY, YOU HAVE HAD TO GET IN YOUR CAR AND CONSCIOUSLY TURN THE BLOODY THINGS ON, NOT EASY TO TURN ON BY MISTAKE IS IT? THE AMOUNT OF TOSSERS I SEE WITH THEM ON TELLS ME THAT. YOU SAD, SAD GIT. IT IS NOT THE 80'S WHEN IT WAS REMOTELY 'COOL' AND FOGS WERE AN EXPENSIVE COST OPTION, EVERY MAN AND HIS BLOODY DOG HAS THEM NOW, NO ONE IS IN THE SLIGHTEST BIT IMPRESSED. AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *


* I have no idea why it bothers me sooooooo much.

 

[TVC]

There is probably a law against that... is it everybody, or just certain ones?

That opinion is just your's.