Things you'd like to say, but can't

[TheDoctor]

People who print A2 size posters, and people who make A2 size frames.
One of you has got it wrong, because that *points at poster* and that *points at frame* should be the same size. And they're not.
Go away and sort it out. I now need an A1 size cutting mat!

 

[TheDoctor]

Delivery van drivers.
If you type in the postcode and hit the 'centre of postcode' button because it's quicker than entering the house number, or needs you to read, or be awake or something...
Don't be surprised when you stop outside number 23 'my road' and have to reverse all the way back including around two bends.
Every. Bleedin'. Time.

 

[potsy]

Why are you still here?

Don't blame us, you married her

 

[raleighnut]

Don't blame us, you married her

 

[Buck]

Just stop acting like a bloody Diva and get on with it !

 

[perplexed]

Mr Murray, playing tennis and being fiscally rewarded quite handsomely is not 'a tough couple of weeks...'

 

[Speicher]

So I am not really invited to your celebrations. You have invited my Mother, but it is too far for her to travel, even though it would be me doing the 200 mile round trip.
I am therefore relegated to being her transport provider. That speaks volumes.

I hope you have a lovely party.

 

[TVC]

If you are trolling, and everyone trolls back, don't get the hump, admit you've been beaten.

 

[TVC]

So I am not really invited to your celebrations. You have invited my Mother, but it is too far for her to travel, even though it would be me doing the 200 mile round trip.
I am therefore relegated to being her transport provider. That speaks volumes.

I hope you have a lovely party.

I feel a vehicle fault coming on.

 

[Speicher]

I feel a vehicle fault coming on.

There is absolutely no question of my driving a two hundred mile round trip to take my Mother to a party, unless you see pigs flying.

 

[ColinJ]

There is absolutely no question of my driving a two hundred mile round trip to take my Mother to a party, unless you see pigs flying.

Let's hope that there isn't a sudden outbreak of Swine 'Flew' then!

 

[Speicher]

Let's hope that there isn't a sudden outbreak of Swine 'Flew' then!

S'nout to do with it.

 

[RoubaixCube]

Can't you just stand to one side of the platform rather then smack bang in the middle and forcing people to go around you? Its narrow as it is.

 

[swee'pea99]

S'nout to do with it.

Does all sound a bit of a boar

 

[Ratchet Cat]

Please stop wasting my time. Just tell me what you want. I don't need the history of your life. Cut to the chase.

You think you know everything but I am unlikely to take dietary advice from someone who is over 20 stones and clearly lives on cakes and takeaways.
I know a hell of a lot more about it than you do. Just because I'm 20 years younger than you doesn't mean I can't be good at anything or have an opinion. Stop treating me like a child who's in the way. If you don't want my help I'll just go home and you can cope on your own.