Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Ratchet Cat]

Yes but why does it have to be orange?

 

[Lullabelle]

Yes I am against animal cruelty but please stop posting those images on facebook.

 

[Tin Pot]

I fecking hate other people using their phones.

 

[potsy]

I fecking hate other people using their phones.

Whose phone would you like them to use?

 

[swee'pea99]

Yes but why does it have to be orange?

This may not be the best venue to interrogate the US electorate.

 

[PaulB]

It is my heart's desire to say, usually about this time of year, to a particularly beautiful woman, 'If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.' I mean that's easy to say but as a self-imposed challenge, it would have to be in Cantonese.

 

[Saluki]

Shaped eyebrows are very 'in' at the moment as is very heavy make-up. Some women do resemble clowns with so much slap on. How it stays on in the weather I don't know, after 10 minutes I would end up looking like Alice Cooper

Oh how I wish that I could like this twice, or even love it. It made me laugh out loud

 

[Saluki]

You know what. I am leaving. I have had enough, I really really have. I am not invisible, I am a human being and I wish that you would talk to me as I am fed up being largely ignored. I am bloody lonely so I am going to go and get a life.

Of course, I can't say this. He's ill and I don't suppose me buggering off would help much. I'll KBO for another month or so

 

[Profpointy]

Shaped eyebrows are very 'in' at the moment as is very heavy make-up. Some women do resemble clowns with so much slap on. How it stays on in the weather I don't know, after 10 minutes I would end up looking like Alice Cooper

Alice Cooper's makeup makes her look like an ugly old bloke.

 

[Saluki]

Alice Cooper's makeup makes her look like an ugly old bloke.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Yes it's possible to hate someone with every fibre of your being, yet love them as a son.
That's what he's trading on.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

The next time you bring up sleeping in our garage - which you wanted to do instead of signing on, getting housing allowance, and proving you were looking for work instead of smoking weed and shagging everything with a pulse - I'll bury you under the farking thing.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Do you ever ask yourself why staff turnover is so high?

 

[Speicher]

You are rather late in saying what you are trying to say, in your usual circumlocutionary way.

About fifteen years too late, so please shut up and save your energy. I am not listening any more to the garbage, lies, guessing games and more lies that you spout.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Just done my research. We're dealing with a narcissist.