Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Ratchet Cat]

Pot noodles, fizzy pop and cakes do not make a proper lunch! Neither do 2 biscuits and a bottle of sugary pop.

No wonder you're overweight!! There is no nutritional value in any of that!!!

Eat proper food now!!!

 

[Lavender Rose]

Oh yes...of course...moan at me all you like that it's busy for me serving you- but it is half term, so either get here 15 minutes earlier....or STFU....

 

[Deleted member 26715]

How about instead of ignoring your 2 children throwing stones at the ducks & geese on the pond, whilst you talk to your friend, stop them & instil some discipline in them.

 

[EltonFrog]

You’ve gone then. Oh well.

 

[NorthernDave]

[I could track the owner down to say it in person, but she was not about today...]

How lovely! I have seen roadside 'honesty boxes' before for items like flowers, eggs and honey, but this is an honesty box 'on steroids'!

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The owner of this shed has turned it into a little hilltop retreat for walkers**. I was up there today with a friend and 2 dogs so we called in for a break. There are facilities to make tea or coffee, slices of cake available, and an assortment of packets of biscuits, flapjack etc. There are also free-range eggs for sale. There are seats inside, but today was lovely so we sat outside in the sunshine. While we were there, another dog walker called in and made herself a cuppa. She said she calls in often.

The views over the Calder Valley are great.



** PS And off-road cyclists!

The old Station Cafe at Naburn on the Solar Cycleway (NCN R65) runs on a similar basis much of the time

 

[derrick]

Stop ******* whining just get on your ******* bike and ride it.

 

[ColinJ]

Stop ******* whining just get on your ******* bike and ride it.

I did!

Very nice it was in the sunshine, though I could have done without the headwind when cycling up a 5.5 mile hill in a 52/19 gear.

 

[screenman]

Of course your back aches, you have 4 stone of lard around your waist.

 

[TheDoctor]

Have we met?
*ponders*
Actually, maybe we have!

 

[keithmac]

How about instead of ignoring your 2 children throwing stones at the ducks & geese on the pond, whilst you talk to your friend, stop them & instil some discipline in them.

Boils my p1ss this, why can't people take charge of their kids (I have two myself!).

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Boils my p1ss this, why can't people take charge of their kids (I have two myself!).

The wife had to physically restrain me from making my thoughts clear to them

 

[NorthernDave]

Parents / Grandparents - while it's nice that you took your kids out for the day during half term, did you really expect that you were going to get a table for the 4 of you to sit at on the first train after 5pm on a notoriously overcrowded route? Did you really think that blocking the aisle and preventing others from passing / boarding while you complain loudly that you can't all sit together was appropriate or necessary?

 

[Cavalol]

Thank you for completely ignoring the pictures and description of my advert, and special thanks for ignoring the bit where I said 'no offers' by suggesting about 1/5th of the price because you're an absolute moron who's watched too much Bargain Hunt.

 

[Lullabelle]

For god sake woman wear pants that fit! That way you won't need to keep rearranging and tugging on them all the time, very unladylike.

 

[Lullabelle]

You mean to say that you put your autistic sons needs before last nights football match What a bad supporter you are

Cannot believe he turned his nose up when you told him that, kudos to you-a kick in the ***** to him