Things you'd like to say, but can't

[152l2]

I would hate to be the dentist you are visiting this afternoon. I doubt she will appreciate the 8 bags of crisps, 6 crunchies, 4 rolls and countless fags you have had so far today.
What do you mean "you are not going to brush your teeth before you go"???
And you wonder why i always like the desk fan on.
For the love of God, BLOW YOUR NOSE !!!!!!

 

[classic33]

Maybe if you got off your high horse, out of your Ivory Tower and actually smelt what you’re shovelling. You might then realise just why people are saying what they are about you. But somehow I doubt it.

In fact, a day spent shovelling it, by hand, in this warmer weather might make you appreciate what a days work can actually involve. None of this sitting on your backside, talking about people behind their backs, whilst being nice to their face. Working out how you, with your "authority" can make their working days worse. Wondering which key to tap next, on the keyboard in front of you. Then complaining you've had a hard day at work.

Work, I'd be surprised if you even knew what the word meant.

 

[matth411]

Shove your narrow minded views up your a**e, you intolerant piece of sh*t. If you honestly think homosexuality is wrong, I think you need to be terminated you termite. I hope you crash your car on the way home. Into a lampost so you only hurt yourself. I really do despise you

 

[matth411]

What is expected of you today is: finish your shift, albeit with an extra 4 hours, then come in at your normal time tonight. Not: do the extra 4 hours then take 2 hours off tonight because YOU live an hour away from your job. Don't worry though I will make sure you are docked the 2 hours you pathetic little cretin.
(FYI this and my last post is about the same person)

 

[simon the viking]

^^^^^^ @matth411 I'm guessing you don't like him much?

 

[matth411]

"Don't like him much" is an understatement. He is a vile cretin that should just be left to fend for himself in the wild. He has outdated views on everything including sexuality, politics, society, work, learning, law, technology, exercise. He acts like he is better than everyone else despite having the same minimum wage job as I do. Thinks he knows everything but again is outdated. He has tales of beating people up who had put a gun to his face, so quite basically I believe nothing that comes out of his mouth. "Hate" is too light of a word for the feelings I have towards him.

 

[Saluki]

"Don't like him much" is an understatement. He is a vile cretin that should just be left to fend for himself in the wild. He has outdated views on everything including sexuality, politics, society, work, learning, law, technology, exercise. He acts like he is better than everyone else despite having the same minimum wage job as I do. Thinks he knows everything but again is outdated. He has tales of beating people up who had put a gun to his face, so quite basically I believe nothing that comes out of his mouth. "Hate" is too light of a word for the feelings I have towards him.

Ah, don't bother with 'hating' him. If you feel animosity towards him and it winds you up it gives him a certain power to wind you up further. I used to work with a right lazy so and so and when my boss asked me what I thought of that person I just replied "I try not to think of him".

 

[matth411]

@Saluki I don't let it get to me but I do store what goes on around me, or what doesn't for that matter. I think I may have too a high standard to be dealing with dweebs. This is why I love commuting by bike, by the time I have got to the end of the road all bad thoughts are gone. Then I come for next shift and it all starts again.

 

[Lullabelle]

Seriously, when your kid is that fat you really shouldn't take him to a fast food outlet, then again you obviously think that being big is ok. Nothing wrong with having meat on your bones but at that size his health really is going to be an issue.

 

[Lullabelle]

Our production manager is a bit of an a**e and behaves like a child. Sometimes he is genuinely funny others he is irritating. When there was the hoo ha in the news regarding 'plebgate' the pm decided to use the word pleb 'for a laugh' he called me a pleb I told him not to call me it again as we were not in the school yard but at work and that maybe he should join us grown ups one day. He hasn't done it since however he still calls my colleague that sometimes but then her self esteem is so low she will take any attention she can get. He is skating on thin ice but doesn't realise it, the FD and the MD have given him a dressing down a few times but he still hasn't learned. I would really like to say many things to him but I also want to keep my job so I sit quietly and only engage with him when I have to.

 

[Speicher]

I hereby give you notice in writing that I will be trying to assist you tomorrow, in order that you might be able to sort out your tangled mess.

Please note that I expect you to listen to the advice I will give you.

Please further note that if you contradict me, without listening to the end of my suggestions, then I am faced with no alternative but to cease offering you any help. You have consistently interrupted when I am half way through explaining something. Far too often you contradict anything I say. However you are always asking for my advice and then you tell me I do not know what I am talking about.

You have a choice either listen to what I am suggesting, or ask someone else to help you for any further assistance you need.

 

[fimm]

You take a portable generator on camping trips and then think it is unreasonable that other people complain about the noise? What sort of a selfish **** are you? If you want electricity, get an electric hook-up in your tent!

 

[Arjimlad]

Oi - you gormless idiot.

If your Mum still won't let you ride on the road in your 20s, then she would be very upset to see you jumping on & off the pavement onto the wrong side of the road, into the path of oncoming cars & other cyclists who are clever enough to ride safely on the road.

Salmon cycling up a busy road in rush hour is stupid and you will probably end up in hospital.

 

[luckyfox]

Look up... bit more... bit more.. there you go, see, my eyes are up here!

 

[Lullabelle]

Your awful brats own you don't they