Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Archie_tect]

To every single bloody motorist I see with fog lights on -

TURN YOUR FOOKING FOG LIGHTS OFF!!! IT IS NOT FOGGY, YOU HAVE HAD TO GET IN YOUR CAR AND CONSCIOUSLY TURN THE BLOODY THINGS ON, NOT EASY TO TURN ON BY MISTAKE IS IT? THE AMOUNT OF TOSSERS I SEE WITH THEM ON TELLS ME THAT. YOU SAD, SAD GIT. IT IS NOT THE 80'S WHEN IT WAS REMOTELY 'COOL' AND FOGS WERE AN EXPENSIVE COST OPTION, EVERY MAN AND HIS BLOODY DOG HAS THEM NOW, NO ONE IS IN THE SLIGHTEST BIT IMPRESSED. AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *


* I have no idea why it bothers me sooooooo much.

pp, do you mean front ones or rear ones... our car's got 'driving lights' at the front which come on automatically when you start the car- not front fog lights though, haven't got those.

 

[pplpilot]

pp, do you mean front ones or rear ones... our car's got 'driving lights' at the front which come on automatically when you start the car- not front fog lights though, haven't got those.

Front... there's a difference though between driving lights and full on fogs.

 

[Archie_tect]

In that case, I agree!

 

[ColinJ]

wearing a thong under your nearly-transparent lycra is probably not a great idea.

To be followed tomorrow by:

On second thoughts, put the thong back on - wearing your nearly-transparent lycra without the thong underneath is definitely not a great idea!

 

[coffeejo]

Just. Shut. Up.

 

[hopless500]

To every single bloody motorist I see with fog lights on -

TURN YOUR FOOKING FOG LIGHTS OFF!!! IT IS NOT FOGGY, YOU HAVE HAD TO GET IN YOUR CAR AND CONSCIOUSLY TURN THE BLOODY THINGS ON, NOT EASY TO TURN ON BY MISTAKE IS IT? THE AMOUNT OF TOSSERS I SEE WITH THEM ON TELLS ME THAT. YOU SAD, SAD GIT. IT IS NOT THE 80'S WHEN IT WAS REMOTELY 'COOL' AND FOGS WERE AN EXPENSIVE COST OPTION, EVERY MAN AND HIS BLOODY DOG HAS THEM NOW, NO ONE IS IN THE SLIGHTEST BIT IMPRESSED. AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *


* I have no idea why it bothers me sooooooo much.

I do. Cos they're bloody blinding when it's not foggy.
It really winds me up as well ...

 

[Speicher]

No, I cannot offer you any advice. You never listen properly when I talk. You then contradict what I say, or you tell me that I do not know what I am talking about. When have you ever followed my advice?

Could you could tell me when you gained your qualifications in Opthalmology?

If you wish to pussy foot about talking to the Optician, instead of following his advice, then you must accept the consequences. If this problem started six weeks ago, why have you waited so long?

Today is not a Saturday or a Sunday, it is Thursday. I am not even sure that I want to know what you decide to do.

 

[perplexed]

Stop tapping pointlessly on the table whilst 'whistling' between your teeth. It is only by a superhuman effort I'm not grabbing you by the scruff of the neck and shoving your head through the window. You irritating t****r...

 

[EltonFrog]

To every single bloody motorist I see with fog lights on -

TURN YOUR FOOKING FOG LIGHTS OFF!!! IT IS NOT FOGGY, YOU HAVE HAD TO GET IN YOUR CAR AND CONSCIOUSLY TURN THE BLOODY THINGS ON, NOT EASY TO TURN ON BY MISTAKE IS IT? THE AMOUNT OF TOSSERS I SEE WITH THEM ON TELLS ME THAT. YOU SAD, SAD GIT. IT IS NOT THE 80'S WHEN IT WAS REMOTELY 'COOL' AND FOGS WERE AN EXPENSIVE COST OPTION, EVERY MAN AND HIS BLOODY DOG HAS THEM NOW, NO ONE IS IN THE SLIGHTEST BIT IMPRESSED. AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *


* I have no idea why it bothers me sooooooo much.

Drives me feckin' mad too. And also when cars have stopped at lights and they just leave their foot on the brake so their brake lights are burning ones retinas out. USE THE FECKIN' HANDBRAKE YOU TWUNTS.

 

[classic33]

Why do you arrange with your so called friends on what you'll say when you come over here.
Say it, then scurry back to you "friends" letting them know you've done it.
Maybe its time you took a look at what others are getting you to do, for their amusement.
Only you're too bleeding thick to realise that their joke is on you and you alone.

 

[ColinJ]

Why do you arrange with your so called friends on what you'll say when you come over here.
Say it, then scurry back to you "friends" letting them know you've done it.
Maybe its time you took a look at what others are getting you to do, for their amusement.
Only you're too bleeding thick to realise that their joke is on you and you alone.

Have they been asking for the skyhooks and the left-handed screwdriver again?

 

[classic33]

Have they been asking for the skyhooks and the left-handed screwdriver again?

Skyhooks
Left-handed screwdrivers

 

[gbb]

I do. Cos they're bloody blinding when it's not foggy.
It really winds me up as well ...

Me too..with a vengeance. I frequently flash at them and point at their lights.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm overdoing it...why can't I just let them get on with it.

 

[gbb]

Sadly, to members of my own family who were squabbling over what to order at the chip shop...squabbling so much the girl behind the counter looked bemused...I said, listen to you, no wonder she can't figure what you want, I can't either...
what id like to say is...FFS, listen to yourselves, you sound like 12 year olds, honestly, its embarrassing.

 

[gbb]

To every single bloody motorist I see with fog lights on -

TURN YOUR FOOKING FOG LIGHTS OFF!!! IT IS NOT FOGGY, YOU HAVE HAD TO GET IN YOUR CAR AND CONSCIOUSLY TURN THE BLOODY THINGS ON, NOT EASY TO TURN ON BY MISTAKE IS IT? THE AMOUNT OF TOSSERS I SEE WITH THEM ON TELLS ME THAT. YOU SAD, SAD GIT. IT IS NOT THE 80'S WHEN IT WAS REMOTELY 'COOL' AND FOGS WERE AN EXPENSIVE COST OPTION, EVERY MAN AND HIS BLOODY DOG HAS THEM NOW, NO ONE IS IN THE SLIGHTEST BIT IMPRESSED. AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *


* I have no idea why it bothers me sooooooo much.

I feel like slapping my forehead every time there's the slightest bit of mist and 20% of drivers put their fog lights on.
Jesus H Christ, you can see someone else's tail lights a mile in front of you, why in Gods name have you got your rear fogs on then ? Do you think the fog behind you is worse than in front..., think man, think, you brainless moron.