Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Ganymede]

I'm sure they'll make great guys.

I hope Mr G will avoid the temptation!

Seriously, they will make great chaps when they're older *doting face*. Just hard to see when you're struggling to put a pair of pants on them (everything is a game at present... ).

 

[welsh dragon]

I hope Mr G will avoid the temptation!

Seriously, they will make great chaps when they're older *doting face*. Just hard to see when you're struggling to put a pair of pants on them (everything is a game at present... ).

I always found bribery to be a wonderful thing. .

 

[vernon]

Have you just farted?

Who smelt it, dealt it.

Nah man, that's just not true.

They who denied it supplied it.

 

[Saluki]

I would like to say to whom so ever is in charge of Doctor Who to engage a decent script writer, stop using bloody cybermen and daleks and make a decent programme.
I watched last week's 1st half of the finale but gave up tonight after 20 minutes or so and went into another room.

 

[Speicher]

You really have no idea at all that you are pushing your luck. This plan of yours, and it is yours, not the plan or idea of others, will come back and bite you on the bum very hard indeed.

It is so kind of you to (not) tell me in person that you are not satisfied with my response in what you call "emergencies". No, I do not mind in the least if someone else responds to your requests for help.

It will be extremely interesting to know what help they are able to give you when they are in Denmark, or one of the other countries they go to regularly on business! Oh yes, extremely interesting!

Sarcastic? Me? Certainly not!

 

[TVC]

At first you were annoying, then we pitied you because we thought you were a sad individual, then you went further and we decided you were creepy. Now we just laugh at you...

 

[classic33]

The internet is really a good place to find out what you don't want me to know. Everything you've ever posted, down to reviews can be found.
But your boasting of how you fiddled a waitress out of her tip, reaches new highs in lows.

And unlike a persons memory, it seldom gets it wrong and it never forgets.

Maybe you should think about what you boast about. And where you do so.

 

[Dave the Smeghead]

How long with the clusters? I suffered with them thankfully I'm now three years without an episode. They do stop

4th year now. Although thankfully only episodal and not chronic.
I hope you are right about them stopping.
Cycling seems to help.

 

[Dave the Smeghead]

Really fed up with all the fireworks.
Time was they were only set off on the 5th and maybe the nearest weekend but now it seems to go on for weeks.
The dog is petrified night after night, some older people living in a nearby residential home were scared out their wits, and the brainless numb n*ts that think it is funny to fire them at you as you cycle home from work.
Fed up with them, actually want them banned. The shooting sparkly ones are fine, but the explosions are so very loud and frightening for animals and the elderly.

Have no wish to spoil anyone's fun but enough is enough!

 

[marknotgeorge]

You pull in more in a week than I earn in a month. Most of that goes straight into your personal bank account, and most of that seems to go into PayPal. Either that essentials such as harps or parrot training. Forgive me if I'm not exactly sympathetic that you're a bit short of cash because of bank holidays, or that the Revenoo is chasing you.

Oh, and I see you've still got that schwanzwagen of a BMW you were moaning about last year. And it has a private plate! I bet that's 'vital for getting you about in all weathers'.

 

[brand]

Listen in landlord my credit card receipt says I drunk 9 pints of beer and a pint of 7.2% Old Rosie last night. Granted I cannot remember leaving or getting on my bike but there is a direct correlations between the injuries I wake up with and the amount of beer I drink. I am injury free and I road home in shorts. I wasn't even nettled. I expect a good nettling between 7 and 8 pints. Why are you shaking your head from side to side. Robbing bas*ard.

 

[brand]

Nobhead you will invariably regret that tattoos when you get older.
Oh I so enjoyed that one!

 

[brand]

Listen Nobhead you bought a 5 bedroom house to retire to for just you and the wife, so DO not say "you have no idea how much it cost to run" and expect my sympathy. So let me have that downed tree and you go live in 2 bedroom bungalow.

 

[brand]

Listen lady I don't want a reduction in the charges for phone calls. I want no out going calls. How the fark would my mother benefit from a reduction in the cost of outgoing calls and with no outgoing calls allowed.. ........WHAT DID I JUST SAY, LISTEN TO ME, NO OUTGOING CALLS STOP OFFERING ME SPECIAL OFFER ON OUTGOING CALLS. Farking outsourced call centres!

 

[classic33]

I wonder what your manager, the company you work for and your managers' partner would say about that suggestive picture you posted of them, along with your "witty" comments.
I Wonder what the result would be if it was posted in a place that they were made aware off?
Especially since the company you work for is looking to reduce their employee numbers, across the board. I'd say someone bringing the company into disrepute, who they wouldn't have to bother about making any redundancy payment, would be at the of top that list.
Maybe then you'll realise what started as a bit of fun, to you, doesn't end that way.