Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Silver Fox]

The way you behaved towards your parents is an absolute disgrace. You act as if you carry the worries of the world on your shoulders when in reality you want for nothing and don't know you're born. Your mum and dad had enough to deal with never mind their daughter's attention seeking antics.

Now your dad has died you must be so happy as you can finally have all the attention for yourself. Are those tears of guilt and shame because you caused him so much unnecessary worry in his final months. I'm sorry for your loss but you're just a selfish little cow.

 

[Lullabelle]

Perhaps if you had spent less time with all of your fancy birds and aviaries and more time with your kids then perhaps your 14 year old daughter might not have made you a grandad at 37.

 

[Christopher]

Thanks for the Devali sweets. They were foul. Even the birds in the garden won't eat them!

 

[Speicher]

What were you specifically told NOT to do!

What have three people told you NOT to do!

Why are you saying you "tried to send me an e-mail about the outcome"?

Why do you now expect me to phone you?

How long do think it will take for me calm down over this complete and utterly expensive and possibly unnecessary mess?

Do you expect me to take any further part whatsoever in this debarcle?

 

[TVC]

Thanks for the Devali sweets. They were foul. Even the birds in the garden won't eat them!

I find most Indian sweets too sickly sweet for my taste. The savouries however I can eat all day long.

 

[Andy_R]

I find most Indian sweets too sickly sweet for my taste. The savouries however I can eat all day long.

I can't eat the savouries all day long, they never last that long

 

[luckyfox]

I'd just like to personally thank you. Seriously thank you! For many years I wasted time picking people up and helping them merrily along only to feel exhausted when their perpetual self destruct cycle kicked in again. However, since i've grown up I have discovered the true mysteries of life and have valiantly perfected the art of, when needed, not giving a shiz. The last few days of your tantrum has entirely & vehemently proven that I am so above and beyond giving one flying fudge about things that are A) Nothing to do with me and B) Out of my control. The only reason this pushes any of my buttons is because I care about you. But this again is the best lesson of all! When you honestly do care about someone and they have the sheer brut determination to spectacularly implode… you stand back and let them get on with it. It’s not what I want for you but it’s your life. When you’re done I’ll be here, until then, the stage is all yours sweetheart… knock yourself out!

Oh and the thank you is because I put all the frustration into my workout yesterday and knocked it out of the park, mwah!

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

So is there a reason why all cars now need strips of 10 billion watt LEDs and four separate headlights?

 

[Archie_tect]

What were you specifically told NOT to do!

What have three people told you NOT to do!

I'm really, really sorry, I don't know.... sniff

 

[marknotgeorge]

Enthused with the technological developments that I'd learnt about in the last couple of days, I posted a thoughtful article on a supposedly neutral forum concerning an idea about using telemetry to proactively raise driving standards and reduce road casualties. I now realise that I was really trying to bring the events of the Terminator to life in the North Korea of 1984. I apologise to all and sundry.

Oh, and if you really do believe there are too many people on the planet, why are you still here posting your self-righteous bilge?

 

[Maverick Goose]

'oo taught you to drive? Evel Knievel?

 

[Dave the Smeghead]

I can't stand to drive another yard! Why is there so much traffic? Why does it take 3 hours to drive 15 miles?
I guess this is motivation enough to improve my fitness to be able to ditch the ccar altogether. Can anyone do 120 miles per day broken up with 10 hours of graft in the middle? Guess I am going to find out! (Or maybe die trying)

 

[ColinJ]

I can't stand to drive another yard! Why is there so much traffic? Why does it take 3 hours to drive 15 miles?
I guess this is motivation enough to improve my fitness to be able to ditch the ccar altogether. Can anyone do 120 miles per day broken up with 10 hours of graft in the middle? Guess I am going to find out! (Or maybe die trying)

I think even a pro cyclist would struggle with that bike commute!

Could you drive most of it, then cycle the most congested part, or cycle an alternative to that part of the route?

 

[brand]

Enthused with the technological developments that I'd learnt about in the last couple of days, I posted a thoughtful article on a supposedly neutral forum concerning an idea about using telemetry to proactively raise driving standards and reduce road casualties. I now realise that I was really trying to bring the events of the Terminator to life in the North Korea of 1984. I apologise to all and sundry.

Oh, and if you really do believe there are too many people on the planet, why are you still here posting your self-righteous bilge?

It's about time we reduced the population or at least stopped it growing. 2 children only per couple then inforced sterilisation for both parents.

 

[brand]

I can't stand to drive another yard! Why is there so much traffic? Why does it take 3 hours to drive 15 miles?
I guess this is motivation enough to improve my fitness to be able to ditch the ccar altogether. Can anyone do 120 miles per day broken up with 10 hours of graft in the middle? Guess I am going to find out! (Or maybe die trying)

Options
A/ move closer to work there is no requirement for people to live large distance from work. In reference to your question "why is there so much traffic" You have answered that question yourself. You are destroying this planet tree murderer.
B/ prepare to get very fit and very thin!

What do you define as hard graft?
PS 120 miles a week or a day?