Things you'd like to say, but can't

[ColinJ]

I can't even type what I'd like to say, in case the person finds out what I've typed.... I think I'll go into the middle of a big field and shout instead.

I know exactly what you mean ...!

And to the people who would have been able to work out that I was writing about them ...

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

You tease.

I work with tech-savvy people, and I'm not taking any chances!

 

[TVC]

I work with tech-savvy people, and I'm not taking any chances!

Tell us when you get home then

 

[Arjimlad]

Please, the word is UTMOST not UPMOST !

 

[ColinJ]

Please, the word is UTMOST not UPMOST !

I think you would get away with saying that, wouldn't you?

 

[byegad]

Your photographs are all over exposed, over processed (Especially over sharpened!) and poorly composed, and you dare to exhibit them on the club wall?? Idiot!

 

[fimm]

Will you stop yelling into your phone?
(damn open-plan offices...)

 

[Ratchet Cat]

Will you wash your clothes, take a shower and use some deodorant you stinky old man!!!

 

[Jenkins]

Do you really think it acceptable to be out shopping mid afternoon in a onesie?

 

[Andy_R]

Do you really think it acceptable to be out shopping mid afternoon in a onesie?

yes...













if you're seven years old. But because you're 27 with four kids and a really bad nicotine habit, maybe not

 

[andyfraser]

Do you really think it acceptable to be out shopping mid afternoon in a onesie?

I see grown adults doing that in Asda all the time. Some of them are even wearing slippers!

 

[Mrs M]

I saw an OAP in town in a Batman onesie

 

[marknotgeorge]

If you're witless enough to (a) need to ask for directions in the first place, and (b) decide the best place to stop to ask was the middle of a zebra crossing with a pinch-point island - a move so idiotic to drive the mild-mannered young gentleman in the car behind* to actually use his horn in sheer exasperation, you're not going to be able to comprehend my plain English words and successfully translate them into actually getting where you're going. You complete muffin.

* Me. I'm usually so passive as to hate the horn, but Jeezus... In case you were wondering, this post is from the point of view of the chap asked.

 

[Dave the Smeghead]

I saw an OAP in town in a Batman onesie

I saw a bloke riding in Central London in a full chicken onesie including the head piece and feet at 6.30 the other morning. I thought I was dreaming!

I have some strange dreams sometimes!

 

[Rafferty]

Will you wash your clothes, take a shower and use some deodorant you stinky old man!!!

Point taken!