Things you'll never do again (no need to explain, just list)

[Bobby Mhor]

Turn 64

 

[Accy cyclist]

Cycle wise,do a 100 mile ride and go faster than 35 mph.

Driving wise,drive more than 100 miles and go faster than 70 mph.

 

[Racing roadkill]

Eat a chilli pepper, grown by some lunatics in Dorset.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Criticize David Beckham's tattoos on CC.

 

[Racing roadkill]

Shake hands with HM the Queen, or Phil the Greek ( I can’t see them both living long enough for it to happen again ).

 

[Accy cyclist]

Shake hands with HM the Queen, or Phil the Greek ( I can’t see them both living long enough for it to happen again ).

I take it you've already shaken hands with them?

 

[Accy cyclist]

Talk about my beloved palm tree(he's been outside for 5 days now soaking up the sun),or that microwave they hid from me in the sheltered accommodation place.... on CC.

Edit...When i say i won't,i mean i will try my hardest not to.

 

[Levo-Lon]

Own the fastest production motorcycle in the world
Marry again
Run a paving business
Eat chilli ...a million other things

 

[Slick]

Go on a boys trip to Benidorm.

 

[Hitchington]

Kiss a cock.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Go on a boys trip to Benidorm.

You you,ve b b been to Benidorm?!

 

[Accy cyclist]

Kiss a cock.

Meaning your own?...wow!!

 

[mickle]

Smoke an fag.

 

[Wixsteman]

Get married in Vegas

Comb my hair

Wear white trousers

 

[wheresthetorch]

Drive a motorbike and sidecar outfit.