Things you'll never do again (no need to explain, just list)

[jefmcg]

 

[TVC]

@TVC please take note...

@Wixsteman is perfectly at liberty to make such a statement. His decision is wrong of course

 

[Profpointy]

Play with a shotgun cartridge using a hammer and nail.
Pull both triggers at once on a side-by-side shotgun.
Fire a goose gun without the aid of a post to hang on to.

Bit of a theme happening here, huh?

My Dad had an anecdote about him and hist mates doing the nail trick with a Sten gun round they'd acquired during the war. Nothing terribly bad happened but he showed me the bullet they'd dug up afterwards

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Lick a PP3 battery.
(Big brothers can be bastards)

 

[Profpointy]

Lick a PP3 battery.
(Big brothers can be bastards)

But that's the approved method for distinguishing a flat battery from a new one

 

[jefmcg]

Get involved in a land war in Asia
Go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

But that's the approved method for distinguishing a flat battery from a new one

The licking or getting your wee brother to do it?

 

[welsh dragon]

The licking or getting your wee brother to do it?

Both of course.

 

[Profpointy]

The licking or getting your wee brother to do it?

Well I think it's quite good of your big brother to give a head start to your electrical engineering education

 

[Ian H]

See or meet my younger brother.

 

[Andy_R]

Fall out of a tree on the Chevin End after a night on the p*ss in Otley

 

[screenman]

Do scaffolding up to 22 stories, put up tv ariels for a living. Own a car site, produce kids.

 

[Wixsteman]

Be the p7 (1982) draughts champion

 

[PK99]

Fire an AK47 on full automatic - shoot, that was fun.

Paint the end gable of the house atop a three section ladder - shoot, that was foolish.

 

[subaqua]

Give a WAFU an 8 piece dicking...