Things you'll never do again (no need to explain, just list)

[Drago]

Get married.

Thump a Portuguese copper.

Attempt to break any kind of speed records on a Raleigh Chopper.

 

[stephec]

Sean Connery thinks that you should never say never.

 

[classic33]

Grow a set of ba***.

The origionals went some years ago now.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Try some of that 'purple haze' skunk weed stuff, someone forced me to take the other week.

 

[oldfatfool]

Party like its 1999

 

[subaqua]

Eat the king prawns at the Christmas do buffet , with the immortal words “ what’s the worst that could happen” and then sing da feem toon ...

 

[pawl]

Beat the hour for 25 miles

 

[jefmcg]

Play bingo
Go to a strip club
Curtsey

 

[Slick]

You you,ve b b been to Benidorm?!

What happened in Benidorm.......

 

[kevin_cambs_uk]

Own a pet
Buy another car
Get married

 

[Profpointy]

Sean Connery thinks that you should never say never.

He should have stuck to his first answer. I've seen that film

 

[Oldfentiger]

Play with a shotgun cartridge using a hammer and nail.
Pull both triggers at once on a side-by-side shotgun.
Fire a goose gun without the aid of a post to hang on to.

Bit of a theme happening here, huh?

 

[TonySJ]

Trying to hide from my mates on top of a bus shelter after a night out on the P*ss....

 

[Mrs M]

What happened in Benidorm.......

Stays in Benidorm

 

[NorthernDave]

Wager that I can eat the entire contents of the pickle tray in an Indian restaurant (a bet I won, FWIW)