Things you'll never do again (no need to explain, just list)

[Nigel-YZ1]

Fit a kitchen.

 

[raleighnut]

Use a blunt razor to shave a ....certain....place

 

[Andy_R]

One is too many imo

The only bike where n=n-1

 

[Oldbloke]

Buy any car built by LandRover or Jaguar.

 

[Wixsteman]

Get another Fiat Uno, the best thing about it was the colour.....beige

 

[nickyboy]

Help the Chuckle brothers move house...…….

Please tell me there was loads of "to me, to you"

 

[Milkfloat]

Extinguish a flaming Sambuca with my nipple.

 

[Threevok]

Get in a lift containing Bruce Willis wearing a white vest

 

[perplexed]

Thing is....I kind of want reasons behind some of these....haha!!!

Not in the case of my incident with the nut roast you don't - not if you ever want to eat again...

 

[rugby bloke]

Have a riding holiday in Galicia - without a wet suit !

 

[Profpointy]

There is a bit of a theme around getting married. It's making me glad I haven't bothered so far.

Having had a 50% success rate thus far, I can still recommend it on balance

 

[flake99please]

Masticate.

Use the iPhone spellcheck.

 

[Bodhbh]

Make country wine.
Get high by eating nutmeg.
Dance in public.

 

[Stef 1]

mates x-girlfriend


(long-time ago, big mistake, still regret)

 

[Stef 1]

Get high by eating nutmeg.

oh yeah... that reminds me.... snort nutmeg, snort vodka, smoke crispy seaweed from the chinese takeaway. Same night approx 20 years ago