Things you'll never do again (no need to explain, just list)

[classic33]

Get in a lift containing Bruce Willis wearing a white vest

What do you normally wear?

 

[stephec]

Use a blunt razor to shave a ....certain....place

And you were the one asking for reasons a few posts earlier.

 

[dantheman]

Urinate before washing my hands after chopping copious amounts of chilli's.

 

[lazybloke]

Urinate before washing my hands after chopping copious amounts of chilli's.

Be careless with tiger balm

 

[Profpointy]

Urinate before washing my hands after chopping copious amounts of chilli's.

Related to that, I never want to do the zip thing again and no mistake

 

[subaqua]

Try and make a decision as a married man without consulting the world his wife and everybody else .
Bother
Give a fark
Think I am in anyway important innthe grand scheme or even the smallest scheme .

 

[screenman]

Use tub cement on my legs.

Go to Malta.

 

[jefmcg]

Sleep with a 23 year old.

 

[Donger]

1. Floor the accelerator pedal in an old second hand car straight after thinking "I wonder how fast it'll go?"
2. Assume that the pedal will come back up again.
3. Ever put myself in another situation where I have to shove it in neutral while doing 95mph.

 

[slowmotion]

Raise my blood alcohol level to such an extent that I fell off the bike five (or was it six?) times between Balham and Hammersmith on the way home.

 

[DaveReading]

Fly on a Viscount, Herald, Vanguard, One-Eleven, Trident, VC-10

 

[slowmotion]

Take an overnight ski coach from Tower Bridge to Verbier. Welsh lambs' final trips to Spain are de luxe in comparison.

 

[User10119]

Ruin anyone's day with tits

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dw2XHMUnyE

 

[ColinJ]

Drink alcohol.

 

[StuAff]

As Marlon put it, 'What ya got?'......