Things you'll never hear your partner say...

[wafflycat]

You are lucky

This does'nt happen in a household where only one cycles

Simon

This is why I married him. My own personal bike mechanic.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

"My younger sister is feeling a bit down after her break-up, why don't you take her for a night out to cheer her up?"

 

[automatic_jon]

"I can see you're a bit down at the moment so I'll give you some space but I'm here if you need me"

 

[ianrauk]

"hmmm I fancy a curry and beer too"

"How about playing Slipknot at mega volume"

 

[palinurus]

Ms P would want to go for another Coltrane album, her tastes actually run to much wilder stuff than mine at times. I met most of the people I know because of shared music tastes though.

We were in the LBS once and Ms P was encouraging me to buy a new bike. I had to convince her I was happy with the one I already had.

She grumbles if I have a shave. Or a haircut.

She'd never tell me she liked my shaved legs.

 

[sheddy]

I'm sorry I'll that that back

 

[threebikesmcginty]

If it was me I'd stick a load more chilli in that cooking.

 

[Globalti]

"It's fat too hot in this room with the stove lit and the radiator mysteriously turned up full again and I can see you're sweating so why don't you go ahead and open the door and I promise not to moan about the draft?"

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Mrs Gti hasn't insulted me for over a month now.... in fact she's been quite nice to me so I'm wondering what's going on. She keeps talking about a bloke in her office who is my age but quite an irritating and ill-maintained specimen of manhood so maybe she's beginning to realise that I'm not so bad after all.......

.......which is why she's lost some weight and started going to the gym.

 

[Dayvo]

'I'll do the washing up for a change, and I'll do it properly, this time!'

 

[shouldbeinbed]

it's my turn to do the hoovering, which end plugs in the wall and which magics the muck away?

 

[hackbike 666]

marry me.

 

[TVC]

I'm going to learn to drive so you can have a drink when we go out for a meal.

 

[Fab Foodie]

If it was me I'd stick a load more chilli in that cooking.

LOL!
I could have written the same. Chilli con-carne made by Mrs FF is just minced beef stewed with kidney beans...

 

[Fab Foodie]

"Well-done, you've managed to load the dishwasher properly..."