Things you'll never hear your partner say...

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Vapin' Joe

Formerly known as Smokin Joe
"My younger sister is feeling a bit down after her break-up, why don't you take her for a night out to cheer her up?"
 

palinurus

Velo, boulot, dodo
Location
Watford
Ms P would want to go for another Coltrane album, her tastes actually run to much wilder stuff than mine at times. I met most of the people I know because of shared music tastes though.

We were in the LBS once and Ms P was encouraging me to buy a new bike. I had to convince her I was happy with the one I already had.

She grumbles if I have a shave. Or a haircut.

She'd never tell me she liked my shaved legs.
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
"It's fat too hot in this room with the stove lit and the radiator mysteriously turned up full again and I can see you're sweating so why don't you go ahead and open the door and I promise not to moan about the draft?"
 
Globalti said:
Mrs Gti hasn't insulted me for over a month now.... in fact she's been quite nice to me so I'm wondering what's going on. She keeps talking about a bloke in her office who is my age but quite an irritating and ill-maintained specimen of manhood so maybe she's beginning to realise that I'm not so bad after all.......

.......which is why she's lost some weight and started going to the gym. :smile:
 
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Fab Foodie

Fab Foodie

hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
Location
Kirton, Devon.
threebikesmcginty said:
If it was me I'd stick a load more chilli in that cooking.


LOL!
I could have written the same. Chilli con-carne made by Mrs FF is just minced beef stewed with kidney beans...:wacko:
 
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