Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
And ... Did you get the train?A friend was due at mine at 5am for a train to Winchester to have a crack at the South Downs Way. We were catching a train at Wimbledon (about 10 minutes away) at 05.40. He arrived at 5.30. The reason ? He'd left home in Berkhamstead in good time with everything he needed in the car, but the bike. He'd gone about ten miles before he realised.
Don't leave us in suspenders.