This is so wrong *NSFW*

[cd365]

www.dailymotion.com/video/xnfifr_une-femme-fait-caca-dans-un-rayon-de-supermarche_news

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Tannoy: Cleaner to spillage in aisle four.


I bet she's off trying to find the Imodium.

 

[Beebo]

My French is basic GCSE standard but I'm guessing that the link is not work safe? I will open it at home tonight.

 

[cd365]

I would have said the link is work-safe, I'm at work now and did show it around the office.
There's no sound

 

[Arch]

I'd suggest not work safe, in case of people seeing your screen and not being amused. Workplaces can be very different from each other, so safe for one isn't safe for all!

 

[mr_cellophane]

That's the French for you

I was in the same underground carriage as a drunk mid day yesterday. He had a can on Tennants and a bag of assorted bottles. He was also having a conversation with himself the whole time. We stopped at Old Street and he said I need a pee, he discussed the merits of standing between the cars and going there, but decided to pi55 from the train on to the platform. I kept well back in case the doors shut before he finished and he turned round or if he spl ashed on to live rail.

 

[Globalti]

I was on business in Dubai a few years ago and decided I needed to get some Lomotil urgently. Went to a pharmacy in a mall and the pharmacist told me there was no Lomotil left in the Emirates so he gave me something called Motilium. Although I was suspicious of the name I took a couple and within five minutes was sprinting for the toilets, where I had to go every ten minutes from then on. It took me two hours to get away from the mall to my hotel room where I Googled Motilium and found that it is a drug used to enhance bowel activity. Bastard pharmacist.

 

[numbnuts]

I guess the supermarket didn't sell toilet paper then – dirty bitch

I was in a dentist waiting room there was an Indian lady and a small child, next thing the child wets it's self and there was a pool of wee on the wooden floor, did she go and report it, no she just left it.

 

[mr_cellophane]

I was on business in Dubai a few years ago and decided I needed to get some Lomotil urgently. Went to a pharmacy in a mall and the pharmacist told me there was no Lomotil left in the Emirates so he gave me something called Motilium. Although I was suspicious of the name I took a couple and within five minutes was sprinting for the toilets, where I had to go every ten minutes from then on. It took me two hours to get away from the mall to my hotel room where I Googled Motilium and found that it is a drug used to enhance bowel activity. Bastard pharmacist.

You have obviously never had a colonoscopy. Billy C describes so accurately
View: http://youtu.be/BBMsPNI6EZE

 

[Aperitif]

Somewhere I have a photo of a sign in the Post Office window...later, later...
Later:

It was possibly an improvement - albeit temporary!

 

[Doseone]

That will teach them not to honour her bogof deal on camembert.

Honestly, I've had some awful stomach upsets in the past, but I can't imagine the circumstances arising where I'd just drop my kecks in the supermarket aisle and let rip.

 

[subaqua]

m,aybe she had taken picolax http://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the-picolax-thread-returns/

 

[yello]

well, yes, daily motion indeed.

 

[ufkacbln]

... the video gives a whole new meaning to BOGof!

 

[Peteaud]

That will clean up ok, just need to buy a roll of "one sheet"