This Rooney hating has gone too far!

[Stephenite]

I'm outside Old Trafford and there's a man burning small effigies of Rooney and selling them to fans!

Oh hang on...

...it's a baked potato stand.

 

[potsy]

I like

 

[dan_bo]

Nice one.

 

[TheDoctor]

Pfffft! That's pretty good.

*rofflz*

 

[graham56]

or you sure they weren't turnips??

 

[Peter88]

 

[TVC]

That's cheap, I'm disgusted at the way people poke fun at wayne Rooney just because he is not the best looking guy around. You all seem to be forgetting, he's a bit thick as well.

 

[jimboalee]

or you sure they weren't turnips??

Graham Taylor was the Turnip.

Rooney is an albino ogre who has dwarfism.

 

[ASC1951]

Rooney is an albino ogre who has dwarfism.

..who has the luck to earn more in three months than I could in a lifetime. Where were my parents when the ball-kicking genes were being handed out?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

..who has the luck to earn more in three months than I could in a lifetime. Where were my parents when the ball-kicking genes were being handed out?

Count yourself lucky though, ASC, you'd have been playing before the big bucks were being handed out - I'm guessing here that you're not in the spring chicken catagory.

 

[byegad]

Who's Rooney?

 

[661-Pete]

Well well, down our way....

 

[ASC1951]

Count yourself lucky though, ASC, you'd have been playing before the big bucks were being handed out - I'm guessing here that you're not in the spring chicken catagory.

Well spotted. Not quite old enough to get the same Corporation bus to the ground as the fans and smoke Woodbines on the way, but I would have been the right age to be headbutted by Brian Clough. IIRC it was George Eastham who ended the footballer's bonded employment when he sued Newcastle United - and I did see George play.

 

[Ste T.]

"And there's Rooney, pacing up and down the touchline like a caged potato" Frankie Boyle on Mock the week
( Alright, you had to be there)

 

[Smokin Joe]

That's cheap, I'm disgusted at the way people poke fun at wayne Rooney just because he is not the best looking guy around. You all seem to be forgetting, he's a bit thick as well.

He's just doubled his ninety grand a week pay packet.

Bet you wish you could be that thick