BigonaBianchi
Yes I can, Yes I am, Yes I did...Repeat.
- Location
- Iskele TRNC & Mordor UK
I just bought a turkey. I checked that it is dead, has no feathers. Now what do I do? !
This years official stuff the bloody turkey thread
- Thread starter BigonaBianchi
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classic33
Leg End Member
Have you cleared the inards out, without to much damage to either opening?
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Ummm..... Devise a high pressure air gun and shoot it at a passing light aircraft??
'Fly birdie, FLY!!'
......SPLETCH!!
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Either that or just eat it!
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biggs682
Itching to get back on my bike's
- Location
- Northamptonshire
if its fresh then store in the fridge if its frozen depending how big it is start thinking about getting it out to thaw .
ps make sure you save some cooked meat to re plant so another turkey grows for next year ............
ps make sure you save some cooked meat to re plant so another turkey grows for next year ............
Hill Wimp
Fair weathered,fair minded but easily persuaded.
Turkey 
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Turkey
How is that even possible? It's the most blandest, tasteless meat ever!
Hill Wimp
Fair weathered,fair minded but easily persuaded.
Precisely.
vernon
Harder than Ronnie Pickering
- Location
- Meanwood, Leeds
[QUOTE 2834858, member: 259"]You could try smoking it?[/quote]
That would need some extremely large Rizla papers.
That would need some extremely large Rizla papers.
ScotiaLass
Guru
- Location
- Middle Earth
We're having a chicken crown this year (along with the usual gammon) as I am sick of turkey!!!
I have eaten only turkey and chicken for the past 14 months (mainly turkey as it's lower fat) due to medical restrictions.
I have eaten only turkey and chicken for the past 14 months (mainly turkey as it's lower fat) due to medical restrictions.
asterix
Comrade Member
- Location
- Limoges or York
You give to someone and they will cook it for you.. Make sure they do all the other things to go with it and while they are at it get them to sort out some Christmas pudding for afters.
Peteaud
Veteran
- Location
- South Somerset
Go and buy some steak.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
But how could it make you sick?
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Although don't try lighting it with Swan Vestas, you might get arrested for not being the Queen.
