Thoughtless Snotty Git!

[Crackle]

It's just a cold. No one stays off work for a cold.

 

[Headgardener]

Apparently I am nothing more than human office equipment and therefore incapable of catching cold. If he's in tomorrow, I'm going to wear a swine flu mask to make a point.

As per usual. This thread is nothing without pictures .

 

[Rhythm Thief]

It's just a cold. No one stays off work for a cold.

Well, they should. Especially at this time of year, if only to avoid passing it around and buggering up someone's christmas.

 

[Crackle]

Well, they should. Especially at this time of year, if only to avoid passing it around and buggering up someone's christmas.

Yeah but....A cold is contagious for up to two weeks. If you get two or three a year, that's six weeks on the sick for a cold. C'est ne pas possible (I think).

 

[lady_rider]

I went to yoga yesterday and the woman next to me had a horrible, hacking phlegmy cough. She couldn't put her hand in front of her mouth in the middle of yoga positions so I spent the whole time turned away, contorting myself even more than yoga requires. I was SO ANGRY... so much for calm and peace!

 

[NickM]

Apparently I am nothing more than human office equipment...

Standard managerial attitude, in my experience. I don't worry about their pointless-tasks agenda, just about getting to four o'clock with my sanity hanging in there and without killing any of them...

 

[swee'pea99]

These people used to drive me nuts. The bloody martyrs with their 'never taken a day off' (unspoken: '...because I'm sooooooooo important.') coming in and spreading their lousy germs around, infecting everyone else. Twats. PISS OFF HOME! End of.

 

[Crackle]

You're all being very unreasonably grumpy in the season of goodwill to all men and by extension, viruses.

 

[abchandler]

[quote name='swee'pea99']The bloody martyrs with their 'never taken a day off' [/QUOTE]

No - you've amplified the effect by causing 5 other people to take time off instead by passing it to them

 

[Bill Gates]

Dreadful actions, and filthy attitude. I can't keep quiet when someone does that. It happened this morning, when a young female colleague coughed. I told her I wasn't really up for any exchange of body fluids and offered her a box of tissues.

Good chat up line that.

Fancy an exchange of body fluids?