Three years of being vegan; the benefits and the negatives.

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PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
I've been vegan previously so this is nothing new but it's different this time because the good lady has joined me.

She noticed the first thing: how clean the kitchen became and how quickly this happened. No grease anywhere so no filters on the oven to clean (they don't gunge up). Also, the house smells much cleaner and nicer when coming in from a longish spell outside. I'm not saying it stank before or anything but there's no smell of food in the air inside our house now. All our visitors mention this. Usually this is shortly before telling us they could never give up meat, or cheese or fish.

The next benefit was to achieve the thing I started it for - a sustained reduction in blood pressure. The alternative was to go down the drugs route and I have a life-long aversion to medication and to the scab-lifters who dole them out. This has meant the offer of statins could be refused.

The next benefit was the end of my six-weekly visit of Johnny Giles or his cousin, Emma Freud. They simply don't turn up any more! This is one obvious benefit I can bring to mind when I'm in a restaurant with other people and temptation knocks. Mmm, that chicken or steak looks and smells great but I'm happy with the vegan option because it keeps Emma away.

The next obvious benefit was the reduction in the obscene size of the ball I was smuggling into wherever I went under my jumper. I'm back in 32-in waist trousers now and my shirts don't gape open in the stomachular region for want of the correct medical term!

The big downside is the lack of choice available when out or staying in hotels. We're off to Gran Canaria on Tuesday for some winter sun and when we go there (twice a year) or Majorca, the availability of good quality, non-boring vegan food is poor and not as good as the decreasing availability in restaurants and shops in this country. Even M&S are offering fewer options all the time. This means we have to be really inventive with the ingredients we buy for eating at home and the meals we produce.

The other one I'm undecided about. Does this fall into the positive or the negative, I'm not sure. It has become easier and cheaper to get drunk! Two pints of normal strength beer now has me noticing the seductive but destructive feeling of tipsyness starting to affect me.

So that's a quick, non-scientific summary of my latest journey into the land of veganism.
 

presta

Legendary Member
The big downside is the lack of choice available when out or staying in hotels. We're off to Gran Canaria on Tuesday for some winter sun and when we go there (twice a year) or Majorca, the availability of good quality, non-boring vegan food is poor and not as good as the decreasing availability in restaurants and shops in this country. Even M&S are offering fewer options all the time. This means we have to be really inventive with the ingredients we buy for eating at home and the meals we produce.

Let it go whilst your on holiday. I don't bother trying to eat the same diet when I'm away from home, it's too much hassle just for a short period.
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
You don't cook with garlic or onion? :whistle:
Ha ha - I was thinking that!

I love mackerel, but rarely eat it because the smell really does linger.

I don't find that eating lots of beans, lentils etc. reduces smells in the house... :laugh:

As for booze... Some beers are not vegan.

Apart from dairy, I would be happy to go vegan. If I could find affordable and equally yummy vegan substitutes for Greek yoghurt and Cheddar cheese I would probably make the switch.
 

Pat "5mph"

A kilogrammicaly challenged woman
Moderator
Location
Glasgow
I don't find that eating lots of beans, lentils etc. reduces smells in the house... :laugh:
... cooking cabbage smells too !
I am not veggie, but eat (and of course cook) a lot of vegetables continental style (us bloody furreinners :laugh: )
loads of garlic and onions, extra onion and garlic powder :laugh:
 

Tenkaykev

Guru
Location
Poole
How do you know if someone's vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

My fiancée is vegan and has been for over 10 years. i'm a sort of lax vegetarian.

I've met people who say they're vegetarian, but they occasionally eat a " bit of chicken " 🤔🤣
 

BrumJim

Forum Stalwart (won't take the hint and leave...)
The next benefit was the end of my six-weekly visit of Johnny Giles or his cousin, Emma Freud. They simply don't turn up any more! ...

Hold on there. Is that Emma Freud, TV presenter and member of the Freud family, and Johnny Giles ex footballer? Why did they keep popping round?
 
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rogerzilla

Legendary Member
Not saying you are wrong, but that is an almighty journey up to Colne for just a set of minutes. Couldn't they fax them instead?
An American, a German and a Japanese man are golfing one day and, at the 3rd hole, they hear a phone ring. The American excuses himself, puts his left thumb to his ear, his left pinky finger to his mouth and proceeds to have a telephone conversation. When he is done, he looks at the other two and says "Oh, that's the latest American technology in cell phones. I have a chip in my thumb and one in my pinky finger and the antenna is in my hat. Great stuff, eh?" They continue golfing until the 9th hole when, again, they hear a phone ring. The German tilts his head to one side and proceeds to have a conversation with someone in German. When he finishes, he explains to the other two that he has the latest in German technology cell phones. "A chip in my tooth, a chip in my ear and the antenna inserted in my spine. The wonders of German know-how!" At the 13th hole, a phone rings again and upon hearing it, the Japanese man disappears into some nearby bushes. The German and the American look at each other and then walk over to peek into the bushes. There they found the Japanese man, squatting with his pants down around his ankles. "What on earth are you doing?!" asked the American. The Japanese fellow looked up and without pause, replied "Waiting for a fax".

Works better with actions. And in the 1980s.
 
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