Time for my fornightly review of the post count.

[Andy in Sig]

It turns out that Alextilleyedye was no more than a flash in the pan and Our Man in Vietnam is back on top of the pile again with Mr Paul and Rhythm Thief trying to get somewhere near his heels. Bonj is alarmingly prolific. (I wonder if we could develop a coefficient of common sense by which the post count could be multiplied?)

If we want to topple Mr Oates we could just deduct a post for each unnecessary use of the exclamation mark!!!!!!!!

 

[Unkraut]

It turns out that Alextilleyedye was no more than a flash in the pan and Our Man in Vietnam is back on top of the pile again with Mr Paul and Rhythm Thief trying to get somewhere near his heels. Bonj is alarmingly prolific. (I wonder if we could develop a coefficient of common sense by which the post count could be multiplied?)

If we want to topple Mr Oates we could just deduct a post for each unnecessary use of the exclamation mark!!!!!!!!

This is an interesting, but unnecessary accumulation of information and statistics, so I wondered if Admin might change you from a 'Regular Member' to Chief Cost Accountant and Auditor, after all, they only collect useless bit of information and .......

:?:

 

[Andy in Sig]

OK, I resign with immediate effect.

 

[ChrisKH]

It turns out that Alextilleyedye was no more than a flash in the pan and Our Man in Vietnam is back on top of the pile again with Mr Paul and Rhythm Thief trying to get somewhere near his heels. Bonj is alarmingly prolific. (I wonder if we could develop a coefficient of common sense by which the post count could be multiplied?)

If we want to topple Mr Oates we could just deduct a post for each unnecessary use of the exclamation mark!!!!!!!!

This is an interesting, but unnecessary accumulation of information and statistics, so I wondered if Admin might change you from a 'Regular Member' to Chief Cost Accountant and Auditor, after all, they only collect useless bit of information and .......

.......and generally run the business for the partners'/directors' who are too busy s******g their secretaries and wouldn't know a debit or a credit if it stabbed them to death with a cold gherkin. :?:

Accountants and auditors are well adjusted individuals IMO. I think Andy in Sig must be an Actuary; even I don't look at post counts.

What about the measurement of quality? One line posts are all very well but..............

 

[Arch]

I notice I'm underneath Patrick again...

 

[Andy in Sig]

Don't worry, I'm sure he'll go down eventually.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

I notice I'm underneath Patrick again...

We can change positions if you like.

 

[Arch]

Well, if you keep quiet for a bit and let me get on with it, I can probably get on top in a few minutes....

 

[Arch]

If I've got it right, we're at parity now...

 

[Arch]

...which puts me on top, by virtue of the alphabet!

You can start posting agin now, I can't keep the pace up...

 

[Arch]

Patrick? You can post again...

We've got Yorkshireman between us now!

 

[Keith Oates]

Which way is he facing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fnaar]

Well said, ivancarlos.

 

[Fnaar]

My pleasure!

 

[Arch]

I'm just worried now, that I've killed Patrick! I know I need to lose a bit of weight, but I didn't think I'd squash him!