To the Brighton cyclist...

[GrumpyGregry]

... who stormed down North Road last evening on the high-end Trek in the full pro-team kit at about seven last evening straight through the pedestrian crossing red light where TLH's girlfriends and I were crossing and who took great exception to me shouting "RED LIGHT YOU TW@T" at you, such that you felt it necessary to slam on your brakes and turn and return to give me a piece of your mind, did you not see the irony of stopping AFTER the crossing to spew obscenities at a stranger you'd just endangered? Well, you know who you are...

You're a dick. A nobber. A complete tosser and a waste of space. A stealer of other people's oxygen and pregnant women's peace of mind.

But your clipless moment, still mid-rant, will live forever in my memory. Thank you.

My how we larfed.

TLH's girlfriends now think I can do Jedi mind-tricks and cause nobber cyclists to fall over just by raising my eyebrow. How cool is that?

 

[hatler]

Class.

 

[Markymark]

Please feel free to add me pointing and laughing loudly into your memory of the event.

 

[Tim Hall]

The raised eyebrow reminds me of Spine Milligna's (the well know spelling mistook) powerful curse. His "I hope you bloody well crash" brought down at least two aircraft during WWII.

 

[CopperBrompton]

Greg, I'm frankly pretty disappointed in your response. While I understand the provocation, and your desire to take action immediately, next time please take a moment first to switch on your phone and start videoing.

 

[fossyant]

£250 lost there. Should have filmed it !

 

[Deleted member 35268]

What a tosser

 

[uclown2002]

What a tosser

A bit harsh; I liked the post.

 

[Hip Priest]

L and indeed O and indeed L!

 

[AndyRM]

It's times like these I can see the value in having a head-cam!

 

[Deleted member 35268]

Or a nobber cam, but that's a different website

 

[Crankarm]

Where is the double like tab?

GG - What Pro Team kit? Name and shame!

What a dick head!

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Where is the double like tab?

GG - What Pro Team kit? Name and shame!

What a dick head!

Orica Greenedge fans can hang their heads in shame.

 

[Poacher]

The raised eyebrow reminds me of Spine Milligna's (the well know spelling mistook) powerful curse. His "I hope you bloody well crash" brought down at least two aircraft during WWII.

Don't you mean Mike Spilligan (the well known soonerprism)?

 

[shouldbeinbed]

I was in Brighton for the first time a couple of weeks back. I was really impressed by the number of bikes until I saw the nobby selfish way far too many of them were being ridden.