To the chunky bloke...

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Saluki

World class procrastinator
Gross. There is an older, rather overweight chap around here who flashes his builders bum at all and sundry. I've been known to stop and let him get well ahead or to turn off in a different direction when I've caught him up.
 

Mile195

Guru
Location
West Kent
I saw a hipster on a fixie not too long ago with his trousers halfway down his arse exposing his black boxer shorts as he pedalled.

I pondered whether or not to tell him said boxer shorts weren't quite as opaque as he probably thought they were. I decided life was too short and left him to it...
 

w00hoo_kent

One of the 64K
Black Bib shorts- that is all.

FTFY.
 
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vickster

vickster

Squire
He was wearing a work shirt not a cycling jersey. I kept overtaking him so I didn't have to look, but then the fecker would overtake me...in the end I let other cyclists slot in between so to speak and have the (dis)pleasure

He was riding a black Specialized bike too with a suspension seatpost...so it just gets worse...perhaps an irredeemable situation ;)
 

Saluki

World class procrastinator
So you try to catch him up?
Noooooo. He is even slower than me. He could do with putting his seat up an inch or three as well. It really is not a pretty sight. I can generally see him up ahead and have to make the choice of catching up, over taking and disappearing over the horizon, or turning off long before the offending rear end is in focus.
 
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vickster

vickster

Squire
I saw a hipster on a fixie not too long ago with his trousers halfway down his arse exposing his black boxer shorts as he pedalled.

I pondered whether or not to tell him said boxer shorts weren't quite as opaque as he probably thought they were. I decided life was too short and left him to it...

Yeah but hipsters on fixies are more likely to be young and fit...so not necessarily a bad thing ;)

This guy was exposing his hairy arse not his boxers...black boxers really aren't so very different to black cycling shorts ultimately as long as they cover up the anatomy (actually sometimes cycling shorts fail miserably on that score especially front on :whistle: )
 

Cyclopathic

Veteran
Location
Leicester.
He was wearing a work shirt not a cycling jersey. I kept overtaking him so I didn't have to look, but then the fecker would overtake me...in the end I let other cyclists slot in between so to speak and have the (dis)pleasure

He was riding a black Specialized bike too with a suspension seatpost...so it just gets worse...perhaps an irredeemable situation ;)
Sounds to me like you've got a bit of a crush on this guy.:smooch:
 

John the Canuck

..a long way from somewhere called Home..
.............. (actually sometimes cycling shorts fail miserably on that score especially front on :whistle: )

nothing wrong with a ''front view''
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